You "C" class women are awfully quiet over here. Don't you have a race this weekend?

I'm thinkin I'm a little tired of all these women, ladies references.............Don't think you want to bring us into this........

  Get over it.... and fetch me a sandwich while you're at it.

You "C" class women are awfully quiet over here. Don't you have a race this weekend?

   I understand there are a few with talent? Where can I find info on the professional riders? I'd vote in your poll but need some more info on who these riders are and what they have accomplished. Will be grateful for any useful information. Thanks.

Professional riders? Ha! That's funny!
A "few" with talent?..... Yeah, a very few.

LOL! I see gary voted for himself!   
I pick me! Im gonna win..
Or that Tokermotor guy... I meant Strokermotor..... 

You women are something else. I haven't had time to harass you bunch of glorified "C" class keyboard racers lately, but I get on here and your still talking about me weeks later. I'm flattered really. If you really want me to show up at your little race and smack you ho's around I will, but I would like SOME competition to make it worth my while.   

Well how do you test and tune all day and type smack on the forum at the same time? O, I guess you have wireless conection and pull off the track and get on the pc right away to talk more smack? What roundy round tracks have you run and where? Hurry up and make up some more stories..Fictional for sure.. BTW... like I tell all the other northerners..."we dont care how you did it back home".    Blahhhhaaa!
 

It's called a w-w-w-wireless l-l-l-l-laptop jethro. And yes, between practices we get online to get all you inbred hillbillies riled up. It's a hoot.

What different classes will you be running kind sir ?  Laps ?

   

I'm working on classes now.
Laps? 20? 30? LOL.

I will have classes and laps figured out in a few days 

Just an FYI, most nationals run 1 heat qualifiers, and 1 main. most heats are 4 to 5 laps, and mains 6 to 8 laps.

Yella? pshhhhh.... that's funny.  Thanks for the laugh before I go to bed 3 wheeler guy.

Hey, track guys, don't be telling all our info. I don't want these goofy hillbillies tuckin' their tails and running away.

And, for the record, my fastest top speed today was 74 mph, and my fastest lap time was 13.1 sec. I was told this is faster than the sprint cars that run there. These numbers were put down on a dry slick track, with a half azz dialed in quad. Tomorrow will only be faster.

What's that sound? Oh, it's the sound of your big ego'd rednecks money flying into my wallet! ha ha ha. Remember, no one likes to see grown men cry.

Why do you rednecks insist on ganging up me? You called ME out, remember?
"put my money where my mouth is, blah, blah, blah" I don't have a problem with you putting side action on the 32 kid if he's your buddy or whatever. Your money spends as well as anyone elses. As far as you running me for pink slips, I'm down, what you  got? Will it even be worth my time and C-12 just to have to part out your ride on ebay?

A "limited" late model? Yawn. Why bother? They're hardly more than a street stock. You really want to race late models?. I still own a Super Late Model back home that my brothers been running. When you step up to a real car like a Super Late Model or Outlaw Sprint, call me I can arrange you a race with some serious players. Be warned though, you will need some serious bank to run with these guys.

I can appreciate you 3 wheeler guys bucking the norm, and riding the vintage '80s iron. Hey, whatever floats your boat! However you can keep your ATC's, Duran Duran tapes, and parachute pants to yourselves. I race QUADS. 3 wheelers interest me about as much as a turd in my pool.   

All these "counter offers" to race cars, 3 wheelers, etc. are entertaining, but for what? Why don't we sword fight? or drag race helicopters? or wrestle lions? blah,blah,blah.
We're talking about QUAD racing. Lets keep our eye on the ball.   

Also, I've been renting the Ocala track for the past couple of days to dial my set ups in. We'll be finishing fine tuning shocks and exhaust out there tomorrow. All I can tell you is whoever runs with me out there is THROUGH. I've got all of my quads set, so all I can say is BRING IT. I've met a few locals like the guy that works out there (I think he said flag man?), the track owner, and a guy stopped by with a white Quadzilla (I don't remember his name?) Clean a$$ Suzuki though. Not too many people have the spine to race those anymore.   

A 70. That's real funny. Why don't you take it and ride around and try to find some ballzack, instead of wasting mens time trying to be cute.

Well, well, well ladies, it seems that you just can't stop talking about me while I'm gone. It's flattering, really. If you guys want an autograph or something, I can arrange it.

What's up monstrosity, or whoever you are. Changing you screen name and shooting off at the mouth don't change the fact that you're too skerred to step up and race for some $$$. I've got two guys in for some serious cash. The guy that owns the #32 bike and the guy that owns the track in Ocala has a bike, and both have agreed to put up $10,000.00 on their respective riders.  Apparently some young punk named Bud rides the 32 bike and some half a$$ed pro MX guy named Dave rides the tracks bike. I think neither one of these bike owners with inflated egos realize I'm fixin' to take their money. What about you menstrualosity, you want in? can you even count that high? Since your so fast, we might even let you in for less cash, but take your bike instead. And don't be throwin Farr and Little's name around like you're homeboys, you damn groupie. Oh, and the blue Banshee in the pictures? Well, whoever rides that heap can bring it too if hes got the sack. I gotta brother in law name Ju-Ju that would love to put a stretched swinger on that thing and take it back to Chicago to drag race the other brotha's with it.  Where's that 450Matt guy at? Time to step up to the MAN plate. I think your words were "put my money where my fingertips are" weren't they? Well the big boys are steppin' up, so it's put up or shut up time for you pal. Who else wants some?  

Hate to hear that. They are an excellent racing family. My prayers are with them.

Ooh, now we're getting somewhere! I don't care how much. Name it. The other guy, 450R_MATT, told me to put my money where my fingertips are, so I say BRING IT! Just be smart about it... I'd hate to hear someone got their double wide repo'd because they bet on a race instead of paying the slum lord.

A local yokel on an old 250R huh? A few track stickers don't make it a race bike my friend. The 32 bike you're talking about looks like a dinosaur as well. Well, guess what? You can bring all them old antiques with your big bore kits & blah bla blah you want, it won't change the fact that I'll be leaving with a pocket full of all your money.

Are we racing flat track, TT, or both? I'm up for whatever? Let me know, and I'll get some REALLY fast guys to come down as well.

Heres the schedule,

www.southernflattrackleague.com

click on calender

Since the Swainsboro race was cancelled, are you rescheduling somewhere else, or just eliminating that race altogether?

Finally, someone has enough sack to step up to the plate.

You're the only ones though huh? You, the 07, and me. If you wanna do a 3 way race, then it's on. A few more people would be a little more interesting though.

How much cash are you willing to part with? $1,000? $2,000? $5,000? More? It's your call rock star. 

Flat track 3 wheelers huh? My hats off to that big balled bunch of fellas.

I want to know if the "new guy" showed up to back up his smack talk ?

I understand he thought you where going to be there and decided not to show.

You just can't stop worrying about me can you.... How flattering.
I hung out with my wife and family this weekend, so I had no time to go "racing for fun and trophies".
Instead of talking smack about me, feel fortunate me and my crew didn't show up and make your "open" class look bad. I'll be sure to be at your next race, just let me know when and where.   

What you'd do take a qualude? Earlier you wanted to beat me up and hang out with my "ol lady" afterwards. Now you're like "...it's all good...whatever"

Big words... So what? The whole lovely speech was based on something that was obviously misunderstood. I never said I was a professional rider, I said I was a nationally ranked rider. Big difference. Read all the words next time Jethro.

Bummer. I've raced, and won, there many times. It's a fast track. Definately a nad tester

I am a nice guy in person slim. I'm just jerkin some chains on here for fun on here because I'm bored and some of these guys take this crap way too serious. Suck it up women, it's all in fun. Stop yer snivelin.

crunch. crunch.crunch. (needs salt)
This is getting good!

So far this afternoon you've had burrito's and popcorn, and lord knows what else. How can you still be hungry lunchbox?

Re-read the post you ignorant toof-less hillbilly. I've been a nationally ranked rider for 10 years, I wouldn't hurt another rider intentionally. BUT, if you think you're going on the track with me after a few cocktails, beers, a joint, etc., then guess what: I'm takin' your stupid drunk a$$ out, plain and simple. If you get hurt in the process, tough luck. Don't race if you're not "straight". 

I'll come and check it out. Looking forward to seeing some and maybe doing some racing.

I looked at your profile... 46? You're a little old for my lady. She'd give your antique a$$ a heart attack in the first 30 seconds... if your E.D. stricken self could last that long.

How did my friendly racing inquiries end up with everyone crying and you getting stitches? Too funny.

Sounds great for your racing on Sunday! I'll be out in the front so it don't matter to me, but I'm sure everyone else will enjoy racing beside your drunk a$$.

You don't have to worry about me. All my stuff runs best on Alcohol...

I already told you, I'm not worried about any of you. Let it be known though, if any of you rednecks smell like booze before the race, I will crash you out before turn 1, and then proceed to go about my business of winning your race. Drinking and racing around me will get you a free trip to the ER.

And Quad32x, all I can say is, if you want to eat through a straw for the next month or so, Step Up. I'll even shake your hand before I put you to sleep in front of your friends. Look me up, I'll be in the big red Kenworth hauler.