It's the offspring of the "Brew Master Flat Trackers War of '03". I figured I'd dust her off and bust her out just for you Rickster!  You know, with this being the appropriate topic and what not.

I work part time as a police sketch artist. I talked to the 5 people who have actually met RICO and from their descriptions I've come up with this artist's rendering...

I think I've seen him before, but I can't quite place him.

I think Rico is messing with us. I think he's just sitting there laughing at us like some evil James bond villain, with a white cat on his lap, as we sit here and go nuts over who he is.

He's a sadistic bastid!

Rico, you must tell us who you are! We demand it. Post your picture so we can identify you next time we see you.

Are you sure the correct answer isn't

e) The Republicans

Wow...I didn't know Uncle Rico rode an KTM. I'm gonna tell my dad to sell my Honda and Yamaha and get a KTM then.

I want to buy my KTM from you, Mr. Boost Fade, so that I can tell all my friends that I bought my machine from the same place Uncle Rico did.

Where is your shop?

"Whoah, back your bus up, now!"

Don't get me involved in this Rico, ya bastid.

I got nuttin' to do with this.

Hey, I noticed Brett is back too. YAY BRETT!

Those of you who know me, know I'm a huge supporter of Hugo Chavez and Mahmoud Achmawhatshisnameahjiad.

I thought it was a little embarassing for Bush to get up and lecture the world on ethics, the same guy who is trying to rationalize TORTURE, yet wants to pretend that we're the good guys. It's embarrassing.

The problem with Bush is he has no credibility on the world stage. He's attempting to force other countries to do what he wants based on his own irrational fear of what might happen. (And we see how that turned out in Iraq)

I would not go so far as to say that he is the devil, but his good intentions tend to cost lives and freedom. That's hugely hypocritical.

Remember BUY CITGO!

Let me first start off by saying I'm a muslim...."I'm a Muslim".

Now, I agree with you to a certain point, kill all the Muslims, but that's not enough, why just stop at killing us?  Certainly we're not the only people who have engaged in violence based on religion.

Surely you must remember Eric Rudolph, the one who engaged in multiple bombings on your own holy US soil.  He was the bomber of abortion clinics in the name of the holy Christian religion! Shouldn't terrrorist bombings such as that recieve the same lack of tolerance as violence carried out by muslims?

And what about the Catholics...why not get rid of all of them. Surely you haven't forgotten your history, (beacause you seem to be very well educated) with regards to the INQUISITION.  I'm sure you remember those people who were tortured and killed in the name of the Holy Roman Church.

And of course you remember the systematic slaughter of the Jews by the Crusades in the SLAUGHTER OF THE INNOCENTS, as spurred on by Pope Urban II. Should we kill all these non muslim based religions as well?

I'm just looking for some constency in who you want to wipe off the face of the map!

I thought it was fake as well, until I saw the behind the scenes footage of the DVD.


Pretty crazy man.

Are you calling ghost rider a liar?

Ahhh...so Brewmaster was a joke! OR so you think!

I'm here to tell you I could beat any of you sorry bastids!

You guys are lucky my quad is in the shop getting the headlight worked on, and I wasn't there.

I'm gonna show up one time, and beat all you guys!

In fact, I'm so confident, I'll give anyone who beats me a SKULLY bobble head doll, and a coupon for 20% off on a daytime hooker!

So put that in your pipe and smoke it.

I wouldn't believe it myself if I didn't see it on Speedweek this morning.

I can't beleive that they would take the #3 out of retirement. They're only doing it for the first race, then I think he's going back to another number.

I even saw two pictures of the new car...one is the Popeye's logo all done up.
The other car is the #3 car for the first race, where the colors are black, red, and green.

It looks like a Jamaican flag. But Jeffers is a good racer, and his younger brother Donquelle is even better, he's only 16 and he dominates the sprint car series.

I think it's good for the sport.  They also said that the opening day pace car driver was gonna be Samuel L. Jackson which I thought was a rather odd choice. I mean why him?

Hoosier Daddy...BREW IS YOUR DADDY!


Brewmaster is gonna spank all you punks!


I'll see you at 6:30 ish.


"The Pro Has Spoken"