In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:

"Before you signed the death certificate, did you take the pulse, listen to the heart or check for breathing?"

"No."

"So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?"

"Well, the man's brain was in a jar on my desk, but I suppose he could have still been practicing law for a living."

I'm here to help as usual 

A Reasonable Fee
         A man phones a lawyer and asks, "How much would you charge for just answering three simple questions?"
         The lawyer replies, "A thousand dollars."
         "A thousand dollars!" exclaims the man. "That's very expensive isn't it?"
         "It certainly is," says the lawyer. "Now, what's your third question?"

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?
 A: The bucket.

Looks like the BUTTMAN is spotting.   

I never mentioned "kilt" and you certainly know a lot about "BUTTS".  Got it, Kosmo Kramer is the Assman and you are the BUTTMAN 'but' for very different reasons.

You, the guy that admitted to wearing a dress would be the expert on but hurt, rumor has it you don't even need lube anymore just a good coating of spit will do.   

Q: What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
 A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

So do you! 

Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
 A: I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?
 A: The pronunciation.

A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered, "no." The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the last one, was "Why?" The lawyer answered it anyway: "Never got caught."

Question: What do lawyers use for birth control?
 Answer: Their personalities.

Applying for a job, a new lawyer was asked if paying back his law school tuition would be any special problem. He replied that he paid it back right after his first case. When asked how he managed that, he said, "Well, my dad sued me for it and won."



Sounds like I might know who this guy is..........An   

Question: Why do male attorneys usually wear tight shirt collars and ties?
 Answer: It keeps their foreskins from creeping up and covering their faces.

 

CPac convention 

Nevermind  , looked like a nice site though.

Tampa Bay Ridin Dirty

Ditto, no Newmember or Fishahallic crap over there! And everybody actually talks about quad related riding and racing. What a novel idea!

 

I HAD ATVs and have since sold them, too hard to find good riding places around here.  IMO Croom is too whooped out and most other places are private or it's illegal to ride or it's too far to drive  just to go riding.

I will reply to this even though the thread is 6 years old.  When I ordered tires for my ATV I had them mounted on the rim for $5 each at Walmart but that was about 3-4 years ago.

Pretty cool video, not bad for a bunch of snob kids.

The saga continues............................Patts testicles are now like raisins, all hope is lost for Patt, his dillusional thoughts are eating at him all day every day.  The sad part is that Patt has now urinating sitting down and is wearing a dress but Patt thinks all is well.   STAY AWAY FROM ROIDS.

Run, I would not mess with it, too many issues without a clean title, there are many a bike or quad with titles and a lot less hassles.

 

Actually if you read some of the boards, I post in several sections.  You seem to always wonder where I am, let's go fishing again real soon.