yo momma is so fat, when she steps on the scal eit says,  WHAT THE F@&K!!!

myspace.com/ejmullis check it out. my page is super sweet!

what a nice nap-I love working for the government

yeah me to. i get so much sleep. im garunted a min. of 2 hours max no more then 7.

also this thread is so far gone from whhat i stared it at, yall should be pround there ur sick n twised minds and pervert such an nice thread.

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had
great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked
her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and
all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
killing each other over like 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of
the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!"

hey does anyone play world of warcraft. i just strated just wondering if i was the only dork. if so what server are you on?

its not the sluts i mess with in japan. all those other countrys ive been to, ya, there all over the place. but i live in japan. they're all normal girls, well, as normal as the japanese get. and they all seem to love american. i guess they think its a free ride. you can ask anyone whos been stationed in japan. you dont have to pay for it. oh ya and there is a thing called a female Marine. and trust me most of them are worse then the guys i know. so thanks for th advise, but its not realy like in the movies.

You know that comment worries me and it's probably b/c I've got a really bad mind...Sorry Dog I have to ask, if it was that easy then why are you drinking your own milk? And knowing your in the military saying that and your overseas I don't know if I'd be braggin about getting it everyday I mean you are in a strange place. lol I'm just picking on ya dog, cuz uh I ain't no cow... I only have 2 boobs

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know dont get me wrong, im not calling any of you lovely ladys cows, or any other type of animal. im not into that type of thing. i was just useing it for an example. and about the whole "being overseas, in a strange place" your right, it is a strange place, but that dont mean they love it any less. matter of fact, they prob love it more. like 2 or 3 at a time . you can just go ahead and ask qt about that one

i dont know what you guys are talking about,"get married and get it every night." why buy the cow when i can have the milk for free. and trust me i drink my milk at least once a day.

but i garuntee that a dingy will get lost in rough seas well before an ocean liner

Uncle Rico and I have free passes into the ladies lounge since we wear ladies underwear.
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i have no respones to that

so is 8 realy enough for you?

wow whats going on here. i started this as a nice freindly post. now everone is bashing on each other. can't we all just get along, or at least get in on.

well i just figured i'd say hello to all the beautiful women who like to get a lil dirty. have a good day.

looks nice, but i like its lil brother. i think the tacomas look more stout.

holla if you hear me uuhhh. i just had to say it. aint got no shocks though, sorry.

what happend to FSU fans only. only the best can write in here

Whats the sense of any restoration project if the end result will be a decline in wildlife. Not only will it be under water but there are also proposed water level changes . Read up folks .

i watched a show on this, and what i got from it was in the early 1900 all the water levels were alot higher then they are now. what the project should do is return it to how it was before they ever started messin with it in the first place. now i'm not an expert on any of this, and the show i watched was prob. in support of the program. but if it is realy made to help out the everglades and return them to there natural state then i say we give up the riding area for the good of the state. the everglades have been around alot longer then any quad has. and as much as i love riding i sure as hell love fl more.

WOW realy a dead one! duh

thanks for the support guys. we try to make the best of it when we can, cause you never know when its gonna get shitey

Don't worry, when he ships off to boot camp, they'll cut him high and tight...

"Oh, you didn't know about boot camp, Jesse?  See what happens when your grades fall off?"


"Now choke yourself Private Snow Ball...not with your hands, my hands, numb nutz!!!"


And while you're at it, you should memorize this..it will give you a leg up...


This is my rifle.

There are many like it, but this one is MINE.

 My rifle is my best friend. It is my life.

 I must master it as I must master my life.

My rifle without me is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless.

 I must fire my rifle true.

 I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me.

 I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...

 My rifle and myself know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire,

 the noise of our bursts, nor the smoke we make.

We know it is the hits that count. We will hit...

My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life.

 Thus, I will learn it as a brother.

 I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories,
 its sights, and its barrel.

I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage.

 I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.

 We will become part of each other. We will...

 Before God I swear this creed.

 My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country.

 We are the masters of our enemy.

 We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE.

    -- Maj Gen WH Rupertus

thats right, but trying sayin it laying in your rack at attention doing inspection arms. now that takes skill

the army always does stuff the wrong way. now the Marine Corp, is a picture of perfection.

it's cause they bounce, not break

-NO word in the english language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple(and if you want to challenge that then remember it has to be a WORD)

what about nerple. you know, the purple kind

man i'm jealous. the only thing i get to ride out here is lil 80s

thats it

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