I don't have a bore machine in my garage dude.

Back in my Seabee days, we would of bore it out with our pocket knife. You East Coast Seabees always did stuff the easy way!!!
Just giving another Seabee Sh*t!!!!!

Big Dave
NMCB-5 1989 - 1994
ONCE A SEABEE, ALWAYS A SEABEE AND PROUD OF IT!!!

 What's this, a SEABEE that can't fix his own Quad? Where is the CAN DO attitude, i hope John Wayne did not hear this. I guess that it can be true if you are just a EA.

BigDave

Keep the whoop's, they keep the stupid people from getting stupider, this is why they sectioned off the main road with no riding sections.

Good one !!!

                          Priceless

Marty wakes up one morning with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all cleaned and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless and clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table, "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, Ieft early to go shopping, Love you"
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning paper. His son is also at the table, eating. Marty asks, "Son what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home at 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled in the door."

Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His Son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you into the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, " Lady leave me alone, I'm married!"

A self-induced hangover - $100.00

Broken furniture - $200.00

Breakfast - $10.00

Saying the right thing - Priceless