A bear and a rabbit stumble upon a genie lamp, rub it , and the genie pops out. They get the usual three wish deal.

The bear wishes for a twelve inch d***.
The rabbit wants a motorcycle helmet.
Bear wishes that all of the bears in the world be female.
the rabbit wishes for a really fast mortorcycle.
Bear wishes that all of those female bears fall madly in love with him ....and to his every command.
The rabbit wishes that the bear is gay.

.....sucks for the bear