What's the difference between a fagget and a freezer???

A freezer doesn't fart when you take the meat out!!!


A blonde woman walks into a gas station and asks the guy behind the counter if he has a clothes hanger because she locked her keys in her car. The man givers her one and continues to wait on other customers. About ten  minutes later he looks out the window and sees the blonde woman still struggling to unlock the door so he decides to go out and assist her. As he approaches the car he asks if he can help to which she replies, no thanks I almost got it. The other blonde woman inside the car replies, yeah, she just needs to go a little more to the left!!!