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Title: You a Democrat, Republican, or Southern Repulican? Post by: Toomey on December 24, 2005, 03:21:06 PM Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Republican's Answer: BANG! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Southern Republican's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click..... (sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points? Son: Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one! Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist! Title: Re: You a Democrat, Republican, or Southern Repulican? Post by: Southern4x4 on December 24, 2005, 05:27:19 PM lol good one im a southern republican
Title: Re: You a Democrat, Republican, or Southern Repulican? Post by: 440ex on December 25, 2005, 10:50:49 PM ive herd betther ::) ???
:drink.gif Title: Re: You a Democrat, Republican, or Southern Repulican? Post by: Ida_Mann on December 25, 2005, 11:07:08 PM I'm a plain ole Republican then,,,one shot is alls I'd need.
Id@ Title: Re: You a Democrat, Republican, or Southern Repulican? Post by: CPTSMAC on December 25, 2005, 11:49:06 PM I must be a Southern Republican.......
nothin like unloadin a clip on one of them Terrorist LOL Scott Title: Re: You a Democrat, Republican, or Southern Repulican? Post by: klutchbuster400 on December 25, 2005, 11:52:34 PM guess im a republican, unless he moves again, then im a southern republican >:D
Title: Re: You a Democrat, Republican, or Southern Repulican? Post by: themensh on December 30, 2005, 04:58:59 PM I consider myself conservative.........with a couple liberal leanings.
But in the case of the question........"Bang!"....... with a Glock 30, .45 cal. loaded with JHP (no need to waste ammo). Chuck Title: Re: You a Democrat, Republican, or Southern Repulican? Post by: 96 warrior on December 30, 2005, 11:09:42 PM no point in leaveing bullets in the magazine ;)
Title: Re: You a Democrat, Republican, or Southern Repulican? Post by: Chevy1500z71 on January 05, 2006, 09:10:09 AM guess im a republican, unless he moves again, then im a southern republican >:D lol, wut he said Title: Re: You a Democrat, Republican, or Southern Repulican? Post by: kfx400rob on January 05, 2006, 09:21:47 AM lol, im gona have to say... yea im a southern republican
Title: Re: You a Democrat, Republican, or Southern Repulican? Post by: devildog55 on January 09, 2006, 07:47:32 PM anything worth shootin is worth shootin twice
Title: Re: You a Democrat, Republican, or Southern Repulican? Post by: 2 rut on January 22, 2006, 05:30:22 PM ill never forget that one
anything worth shootin is worth shootin twice Title: Re: You a Democrat, Republican, or Southern Repulican? Post by: 2006YFZ450 on January 25, 2006, 07:26:00 AM LOL :R :R
Title: Re: You a Democrat, Republican, or Southern Repulican? Post by: geektrx on January 26, 2006, 09:29:26 PM Republican ;)
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