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Title: Kentucky Firewood Post by: kawGIRL on December 20, 2005, 09:26:30 AM "Hello, is this the Sheriff's office?
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood. "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day the Sheriff's Deputies desend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. The phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey,Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come? Yeah!!! Did they chop your firewood? Yep!!! Happy Birthday, buddy!!!! (Who says rednecks aren't real bright) ;D Title: Re: Kentucky Firewood Post by: yunt2ride on December 20, 2005, 10:45:06 AM Another good one. LOL
Title: Re: Kentucky Firewood Post by: Roostin300ex on December 20, 2005, 11:13:27 PM lol
Title: Re: Kentucky Firewood Post by: 2006YFZ450 on January 11, 2006, 06:03:58 AM LOL... :D
Title: Re: Kentucky Firewood Post by: Honda250ex on January 22, 2006, 02:43:37 PM thats soo awsome :D :D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Kentucky Firewood Post by: geektrx on January 26, 2006, 06:04:34 PM i guess you gotta be a backwoods boondock redneck to really laugh at that one
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