Title: Gonorrhea Lectim Post by: kawGIRL on December 12, 2005, 11:21:35 AM The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him.") Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially troublesome disease. Cognitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to: Anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing behavior. The disease is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years ago from a Texas Bush Title: Re: Gonorrhea Lectim Post by: bluesman on December 12, 2005, 11:26:59 AM very nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOPE THERE IS A CURE!!!!!!!!!!! Title: Re: Gonorrhea Lectim Post by: Bigscrb15 on December 12, 2005, 12:37:02 PM lol.
I remember another severe case of this in 1996. Title: Re: Gonorrhea Lectim Post by: bigscrub79 on December 12, 2005, 12:40:28 PM lol. I believe that strain originated from a Cohiba.I remember another severe case of this in 1996. Title: Re: Gonorrhea Lectim Post by: 2006YFZ450 on December 14, 2005, 08:14:08 AM Nice LOL.... :D
Title: Re: Gonorrhea Lectim Post by: themensh on December 14, 2005, 09:17:14 PM Would be funny if you don't remember who was running against Bush.
But since Bush can not run for re election....this joke was funny a couple years ago (if it was even funny then). I do see the humor in the play on words though....... LOL (not really) |