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Title: Gonorrhea Lectim
Post by: kawGIRL on December 12, 2005, 11:21:35 AM
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. This disease is
contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is
called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him.") Many victims
contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in
spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially
troublesome disease.

Cognitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim
include, but are not limited to: Anti-social personality disorder traits;
delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling
of the English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to
incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept
responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of
misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; ignorance of geography
and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a
strong propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing behavior. The disease
is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and
baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years ago from
a Texas Bush


Title: Re: Gonorrhea Lectim
Post by: bluesman on December 12, 2005, 11:26:59 AM
very nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
       
               
           HOPE THERE IS A CURE!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Gonorrhea Lectim
Post by: Bigscrb15 on December 12, 2005, 12:37:02 PM
lol.

I remember another severe case of this in 1996.


Title: Re: Gonorrhea Lectim
Post by: bigscrub79 on December 12, 2005, 12:40:28 PM
lol.

I remember another severe case of this in 1996.
I believe that strain originated from a Cohiba.


Title: Re: Gonorrhea Lectim
Post by: 2006YFZ450 on December 14, 2005, 08:14:08 AM
Nice LOL.... :D


Title: Re: Gonorrhea Lectim
Post by: themensh on December 14, 2005, 09:17:14 PM
Would be funny if you don't remember who was running against Bush.
   But since Bush can not run for re election....this joke was funny a couple years ago (if it was even funny then).
    I do see the humor in the play on words though.......  LOL (not really)