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Hey guys. tell me what yall like for Christmas so i'll have ideas for my boyfriend. Im getting him a gift certificate from bass pro. Any ideas!!???

Tools and toys to break....

I dont know what you should get him but i bet his brother would like a new gun or something cool for his quad. COme to think of it you shouldnt get your boyfriend anything, spend all your money on his brother and mother.

i don't think so!!!!

Lift Kits, rims, and tires  for a truck can never hurt!!! ;)

Go to  Orlando, on O.B.T, stop by premier adult factory, and let your mind pick something he is sure to like!! ;D


 Trying to help out a fellow male!!!, hope this helps.  Good luck

A STRIPPER OR A THREESOME. LOL

I will send any woman to you too to help picl out a gift for me, yall know exactly what a man wants. :bow.gif :bow.gif :Clap.gif :Clap.gif :ThumbsUp.gif :ThumbsUp.gif

Yes honey, listen to these guys, they really know what their talking about!!!

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  Still trying to help, hope she gets the picture!!!!!! ;)

I`ll probably get banned for this one , But here it goes anyway. My wife was reading the thread and suggested to pick up a



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DON!!!  ::)

Couldnt help it, But it`s the truth !!!!!, we all would like that for x-mas morning, or any other for that matter.

I aint sayin' nutin'.. ill get smacked!

See your helping the guy out, and you dont even realize it!!!!, She is getting ideas with every new post ;)

How about one of these

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Yeah, thats it, on second thought better make that two ;D

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Either of those would be nice, shoot i would even take the quad.

the second one. a gift that will last for ever.  look at it this way it wont cost u anything

pervs... nothing but pervs...

    agreed

Yeah, Maybe we are a bunch of "pervs", But you all wish you could be just like the rest of us "pervs" ;D

A deed at RR  ;)

You guys are good!!! I am praying she listens to someone on here.

A baby.

Prepaid  hunting  and  fishing  trip  to  Montana  for  a  week.  Include  air  fair  and  $1000.  for  beer. ;)

whoa, no way, lol. too much money outta my pocket.

04250, this was supposed to be ideas of something most men want!!!, They arent even married yet and your talking babies already, Phew, that will be a time out for you young man!!!
      Back to business here, how about  a couple of hand written coupons to use whenever he wants, for what ever he wants: I.E, Hunting on a friday w/ the guys, go fishingon a sat. or anything else a gutter mind like his could think of!! ( hey, it would be FREE, no out of pocket expense) ;D

Get him boxers! ;D


Or maybe tires for his truck?

man i would take that pinups ugly sister if she liked to ride ;)

  Read this one time somewhere.......
you make up some 'coupons' for things.....
say.....a coupon for a back rub...or a coupon to wash his car.....
a coupon for a 'night out'  (some call it a "kitchen pass").....
....a coupon for sex "lessons" can be fun.  (You teaching.....or Him...whatever!   LOL)......

  On a completely different approach.............a gift certificate from ANY place that sells ATV stuff would be fine also.
    Me?  One year my girlfriend got me a pair of needle nose pliers.  Not a set of them.....just ONE pair.   What was she thinking?.........(what happened to my coupons?  LMAO)

   Chuck' roast

Thanks yall! I know what to get him. Something to pleasure him. got it........ and maybe a drink to make him drunk so i can take asvantage of him!!! HAHA
thanks guys!!!

i know it was a typo but it's still funny

asvantage. hahahahahahaha

thats a big typo. i would love for someone to take advantage of me,
but not ass-vantage of me.

your right ish, that is funny.

Thank god its a typo!!! thats all I can say, lol.

Only thing I got to ask is how many of ya'll have boyfriends? lmao j/k if he's like most men he'd like anythng that he can try to break or something preverted ok sorry (sexy ;) )..lol  mines getting a gift cert from yamaha..let him pick out what he wants cuz if it's wrong he can't blame me  :P

Scub 15's Fiance'

Might I remind all on this board that as women are to shoes so are men to gadgets.  Might I suggest something of the Apple variety.  Perhaps the I POD 60 gig unit with video capability.  (That would be top of the line at 399.00 )  So if your a little more cost conciesence then the I POD Shuffle could be a more apropos flavor for you.  Undertand though, that the shuffle does not play video............music only.

Granted, the power of physical favors can never be under appreciated, however, if you are looking for a more traditional gift then this would be the way to go.  That is unless he doesn't like music or video.
 

He's a Redneck, Have you ever seen a Redneck walking down the street singing
"Bass Trackers,Bayliners and a Party Barge
Tied together like a floatin trailer park
Anchored out and getting loud all summer long.
Side by side there's 5 house boat front porches
astro turf,Lawn chairs and tiki torches."
all this with a cute little piece of electronics in his hand.  ;D

Fine then,

Stick with a thong and perhaps a friend in one as well...............

that would be sweet to see IF he could figure out how to turn the damn thing on  ;D lol why is it stuff that adults can't figure out a 5yr old can?anyway.... what about riding gear? and if all else fails a strip tease would fix whatever he didn't like..lol MERRY CHRISTMAS Ya'll  8)

You cannot get much cheaper then the stripper or threesome I suggested. And you will get a bonus out of it also. So it could be both of your Christmas gifts. LOL