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Title: Dumb-butt southerners! Post by: o4250 on December 08, 2005, 06:54:16 PM The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had
covertly funded a project with U.S. auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black box voice recorders in four-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last moments before the crash. They were not surprised to find in 44 of the 50 states the recorded last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, smurf!" But the states of Oklahoma, Kansas, Texas, Arkansas, Alabama and Kentucky were different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were, "Hold my beer, and watch this." Title: Re: Dumb-butt southerners! Post by: 2006YFZ450 on December 08, 2005, 08:12:09 PM LOL.... :D
Title: Re: Dumb-butt southerners! Post by: The hyrbid kid on December 09, 2005, 12:25:19 AM i like the last states..
thats a good one.. i like this new section its good.. :D Title: Re: Dumb-butt southerners! Post by: yunt2ride on December 09, 2005, 08:51:26 AM Florida needs to be added to the last list. That just goes to show that the southerners are smarter and drive better. They do it on purpose, those other idiots crash just driving through town.
Title: Re: Dumb-butt southerners! Post by: fdatv on December 09, 2005, 10:29:09 AM The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had Thats the truth ;)covertly funded a project with U.S. auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black box voice recorders in four-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last moments before the crash. They were not surprised to find in 44 of the 50 states the recorded last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, smurf!" But the states of Oklahoma, Kansas, Texas, Arkansas, Alabama and Kentucky were different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were, "Hold my beer, and watch this." |