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Title: Lunch at Taco Bell Post by: kawGIRL on November 01, 2005, 02:59:57 PM Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said, "No ." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled, "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!
Title: Re: Lunch at Taco Bell Post by: 2006YFZ450 on November 01, 2005, 03:36:16 PM LMAO...I can't believe he did that to you..LOL...Kids..
Title: Re: Lunch at Taco Bell Post by: o4250 on November 01, 2005, 03:38:07 PM best one today! ;)
Title: Re: Lunch at Taco Bell Post by: kawGIRL on November 01, 2005, 03:38:19 PM I don't have kids...........except 3 cats and a husband :P
Title: Re: Lunch at Taco Bell Post by: mudmonkey on November 01, 2005, 07:58:01 PM omg..........thats some funny stuff.....................you alwayz find the best jokes! lol
Title: Re: Lunch at Taco Bell Post by: Honda250ex on November 02, 2005, 08:10:12 AM Thats too good!
Title: Re: Lunch at Taco Bell Post by: Roostin300ex on November 16, 2005, 03:07:30 PM that would be so embarrasing...where do u find such great jokes
Title: Re: Lunch at Taco Bell Post by: gery350 on November 18, 2005, 01:47:10 PM thats freakin funny!!!!
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