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Title: Mind of a Woman Post by: Brute Force on October 27, 2005, 12:42:32 PM >> A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
>> morning; it's a bad one. >> >> Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them >> are >> hurt. God works in Mysterious ways. >> >> After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. >> That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's >> nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we >> should >> meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days". >> >> Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this >> must >> be a sign from God!" >> >> The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is >> completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God >> wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she >> hands >> the bottle to the man. >> >> The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle >> and >> then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and >> immediately >> puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, >> >> "Aren't you having any?" >> >> The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... " :o Title: Re: Mind of a Woman Post by: mudmonkey on October 27, 2005, 07:20:07 PM lol :R
Title: Re: Mind of a Woman Post by: Ida_Mann on October 27, 2005, 08:29:48 PM how did you know my ex-wife?
;-) Id@ Title: Re: Mind of a Woman Post by: 2006YFZ450 on October 30, 2005, 07:58:31 PM LMAO..That's good. 8)
Title: Re: Mind of a Woman Post by: Dr.Dirt on October 31, 2005, 12:27:56 AM Dang backstabbers. ;D
Title: Re: Mind of a Woman Post by: Honda250ex on November 01, 2005, 02:58:34 PM Thats too mest up!! ??? ??? That is a BACK STABBER AllRIGHT
Title: Re: Mind of a Woman Post by: 06LimitedPred on September 01, 2006, 09:58:11 AM My ex-wife is sooooo capable of that.
Title: Re: Mind of a Woman Post by: gtnwood on September 05, 2006, 07:53:31 AM My ex-wife is sooooo capable of that. DITTOTitle: Re: Mind of a Woman Post by: 1quik200 on September 12, 2006, 01:06:38 PM I've heard that one, but it's still funny :L :L
Title: Mind of a Woman Post by: MuddyGirlatTheHump on September 13, 2006, 12:31:13 PM that is messed up, but could see it coming!
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