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Rules to live a happy life by
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Subj: [Fwd: BACK AT YA !!! FW: Mens Rules For Holly] 
Date: 10/4/2005 10:09:00 P.M. Eastern Standard Time
From: tenglish@bellsouth.net
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-------- Original Message -------- Subject:  BACK AT YA !!! FW: Mens Rules For Holly
Date:  Thu, 26 May 2005 16:53:05 -0400
From:  Orshefsky <orsh@bellsouth.net>
To:  TAM/KIM ENGLISH <tenglish@bellsouth.net>






 

 
 The Guys' Rules

At last a guy has taken the
time to write this  all down.

Finally, the guys' side of the  story.
(I must admit, it's pretty  good.)

We always hear"the  rules"
from the female side.

Now here are the rules from  the male side.
These are our  rules!
Please  note...
these are all numbered "1"
ON  PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need  it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you  leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports.
It's like the full moon
or the changing of the  tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that  way.

1. Crying is  blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not  work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not  work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost  every question.


1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help  solving it.
That's what we  do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1.  A headache that lasts for 17 months is a  problem.
See a  doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months  ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become
null and void  after7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the
Victoria's Secret  girls,
don't expect us to act like soap opera  guys.


1. If you think you're fat, you  probably are.
Don 't ask  us.


1. If something we said can be  interpreted two ways
and one of the ways  makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.


1. You can either ask us to do something
or tell us how you  want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it,
just do it  yourself.


1. Whenever possible,
please say whatever you have to say  during commercials.


1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither  do we.


1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows  default settings.
Peach, for example, 
is a fruit, not a color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.


1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing,"
we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying,
but it is just not worth the  hassle.


1. If you ask a question you don't
want an answer  to,
expect an answer you  don't want to hear.


1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you  wear
is fine...Really.


1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are
prepared to discuss such topics as 
baseball, the shotgun  formation,
or monster trucks.


1. You have enough  clothes.


1.  You have too many shoes.


1. I am in shape.
Round is a shape.


1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know,
I have to sleep on the couch  tonight;
but did you know men really don't mind that?
It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give  them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women  as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh



    The person who says it cannot be done should  not interrupt the person who is doing it ....

 
 
   
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  Thats funny. spacerider should read it , only about 3 weeks left!!!!

That was funny.  :D Finally one for the men[! :D