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Title: Apples & Wine
Post by: enniehall on October 12, 2005, 03:22:17 PM
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.......

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the sh*t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


Title: Re: Apples & Wine
Post by: qt314nfla on October 12, 2005, 05:24:42 PM
LMBO!  Thanks I needed that laugh today! ;D


Title: Re: Apples & Wine
Post by: Honda250ex on October 12, 2005, 07:22:15 PM
Pretty good!!!


Title: Re: Apples & Wine
Post by: kawGIRL on October 13, 2005, 12:22:33 PM
So True ;D


Title: Re: Apples & Wine
Post by: FORD4X4GIRL on October 13, 2005, 04:09:41 PM
 :) thanx i needed that laugh


Title: Re: Apples & Wine
Post by: MrsPureLogic on October 16, 2005, 12:42:38 AM
 :D  I mean........that's not funny!!  LOL   :D