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Title: Speeding Ticket? Post by: kawGIRL on October 12, 2005, 11:56:50 AM A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Corvette convertible.
He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought as he roared down I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph. Then he thought, "What am I doing?" I'm too old for this kind of thing. He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Corvette and walked up to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper Title: Re: Speeding Ticket? Post by: gery350 on October 12, 2005, 12:02:06 PM GOOD ONE.
Title: Re: Speeding Ticket? Post by: Brute Force on October 12, 2005, 12:12:12 PM LMAO 2:L
Title: Re: Speeding Ticket? Post by: apkkfx400 on October 12, 2005, 02:12:31 PM Brilliant answer!!
Title: Re: Speeding Ticket? Post by: Honda250ex on October 12, 2005, 06:58:32 PM Thats a good one.
Title: Re: Speeding Ticket? Post by: jjamesbar on October 12, 2005, 07:24:58 PM dam good answer
Title: Re: Speeding Ticket? Post by: SwampRat on October 14, 2005, 09:19:15 AM Good one. I like the signature picture.
Title: Re: Speeding Ticket? Post by: kawGIRL on October 14, 2005, 09:30:28 AM Thanks ;)
Title: Re: Speeding Ticket? Post by: svtbolt04 on October 17, 2005, 12:01:50 PM In real life.. The cop would have run up with his gun drawn. :-\
Title: Re: Speeding Ticket? Post by: Honda328i on October 17, 2005, 09:36:12 PM ROFLBO ;D
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