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Title: funny letter Post by: rubicon500kid on September 25, 2005, 01:22:03 AM FATHER PASSING BY HIS SON'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE THE BED WAS
NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED UP. THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ON THE CENTER OF THE BED. IT WAS ADDRESSED, "DAD." WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, HE OPENED THE ENVELOPE AND READ THE LETTER WITH TREMBLING HANDS: DEAR DAD: IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I'M WRITING THIS. I HAD TO ELOPE WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I WANTED TO AVOID A SCENE WITH MOM AND YOU. I'VE BEEN FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA AND SHE IS SO NICE EVEN WITH ALL HER PIERCING, TATTOOS, AND HER TIGHT MOTORCYCLE CLOTHES. BUT IT'S NOT ONLY THE PASSION DAD, SHE'S PREGNANT AND BARBARA SAID THAT WE WILL BE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER EVEN THOUGH YOU WON'T CARE FOR HER, AS SHE IS MUCH OLDER THAN I, SHE ALREADY OWNS A TRAILER IN THE WOODS AND HAS A STACK OF FIREWOOD FOR THE WHOLE WINTER. SHE WANTS TO HAVE MANY MORE CHILDREN WITH ME AND THAT'S NOW ONE OF MY DREAMS TOO. BARBARA TAUGHT ME THAT MARIJUANA DOESN'T REALLY HURT ANYONE AND WE'LL BE GROWING IT FOR OURSELVES AND TRADING IT WITH HER FRIENDS FOR ALL THE COCAINE AND ECSTASY WE WANT. IN THE MEANTIME, WE'LL PRAY THAT SCIENCE WILL FIND A CURE FOR AIDS SO BARBARA CAN GET BETTER; SHE SURE DESERVES IT!! DON'T WORRY DAD; I'M 15 YEARS OLD NOW AND I KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. SOMEDAY I'M SURE WE'LL BE BACK TO VISIT SO YOU CAN GET TO KNOW YOUR GRANDCHILDREN . YOUR SON, Bill P.S. DAD, NONE OF THIS IS TRUE. I'M OVER AT THE NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE. I JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT THERE ARE WORSE THINGS IN LIFE THAN MY REPORT CARD THAT'S IN MY DESK, CENTER DRAWER. I LOVE YOU! CALL WHEN IT'S SAFE FOR ME TO COME HOME. Title: Re: funny letter Post by: rubicon500kid on September 25, 2005, 01:28:42 AM i also got this joke from civicfrk1
Title: Re: funny letter Post by: Southern4x4 on September 25, 2005, 09:11:08 AM lol
Title: Re: funny letter Post by: onefastkid on September 25, 2005, 11:04:40 AM nice... I think I'll use that one... ;)
Title: Re: funny letter Post by: ~Demon_Boy~ on September 25, 2005, 11:55:04 AM thats funny lol
Title: Re: funny letter Post by: mudmonkey on September 25, 2005, 08:20:41 PM i LOVE it!! lol
hmmmm......sounds like a good idea lol :P Title: Re: funny letter Post by: TRX350_On_The_Rack on September 26, 2005, 10:44:14 AM That's great :)
Title: Re: funny letter Post by: MuddyGurl101 on September 27, 2005, 01:34:27 PM Kids these days.... lol
Title: Re: funny letter Post by: Ms.Mud on October 01, 2005, 11:53:10 AM HAHA!! I LOVE IT! :D :P
Title: Re: funny letter Post by: Honda250ex on October 09, 2005, 09:43:51 AM OTF That was crazy I liked thae ending
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