Title: Men's section... Post by: BCConviber on May 03, 2005, 10:28:50 AM Ok... The ladies have the ladies lounge to bash all of us in, so why don't we have one to reciprocate? I meen, if they can write jokes about us and the stupid things we do, why not the other way around? Are all the men skeered?
Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: TRX350_On_The_Rack on May 03, 2005, 10:39:23 AM Let's start with this :)
Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape. 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: gery350 on May 03, 2005, 10:45:02 AM ladies gotta tell ya. its a mans world. you girls couldnt handle it. imaginw a woman president, we would be declaring war every 28 days. woman just couldnt handle it. like tom hanks said "THERES NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!"
Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: TRX350_On_The_Rack on May 03, 2005, 10:53:39 AM Quote Ladies gotta tell ya. Its a mans world. You girls couldnt handle it. Imagine a woman president, we would be declaring war every 28 days. Women just couldnt handle it. Like tom hanks said "THERES NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!" I'm not touching that [smiley=Shocked.gif] Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: BCConviber on May 03, 2005, 10:59:55 AM Me neither!!
Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: Da_Mtg_Man on May 03, 2005, 11:06:09 AM Gery, Gery, Gery, What were you thinking? Dude they are going to tear you apart for that one.... :o
Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: gery350 on May 03, 2005, 12:34:45 PM i'm counting on it.
Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: Chela on May 03, 2005, 12:49:30 PM Those rules are pretty good. Most of that works at my house. :)
Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: Eworm on May 03, 2005, 12:54:05 PM lol, no commet here either bud. Good luck on this one. I would have to agree with some of things said by TRX350, again only some
Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: BCConviber on May 03, 2005, 01:00:08 PM See? I knew nothing good would come from me starting this thread!! ;D
Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: Chela on May 03, 2005, 01:00:37 PM Quote lol, no commet here either bud. Good luck on this one. I would have to agree with some of things said by TRX350, again only some What's up eworm, how is everything? Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: kawGIRL on May 03, 2005, 01:09:37 PM [smiley=pirate.gif]
Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: Eworm on May 03, 2005, 01:17:18 PM Quote What's up eworm, how is everything? Good, real good. Could not ask for much more. Well, maybe the lottery would be good. Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: budman on May 03, 2005, 04:09:08 PM One question... what are you guys doing in the ladies lounge?
Open yer shorts, look down, and if you don't see a......, then you really belong there. [smiley=banghead.gif] Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: qt314nfla on May 03, 2005, 04:15:19 PM Quote One question... what are you guys doing in the ladies lounge? Open yer shorts, look down, and if you don't see a......, then you really belong there. [smiley=banghead.gif] Very nice budman! ROTFLMAO! Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: crfrdr245 on May 03, 2005, 04:24:47 PM Quote Very nice budman! ROTFLMAO! LMAO!!! Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: budman on May 03, 2005, 04:25:20 PM Quote Very nice budman! ROTFLMAO! I calls 'em as I sees 'em.... I ain't got no interest in there... don't know if you girls are bashing us or not, but I don't care ....we bash y'all enough out in the open. ;D [smiley=groupies.gif] Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: Ida_Mann on May 03, 2005, 06:30:58 PM Quote One question... what are you guys doing in the ladies lounge? Open yer shorts, look down, and if you don't see a......, then you really belong there. [smiley=banghead.gif] I was wondering the same thing. I also aint no kid,,,,unless I get on a quad ;-) Id@ Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: big-daddy on May 03, 2005, 06:40:20 PM if you like talking to ladys its a great place to be. :-/
Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: dirtydeeds on May 03, 2005, 08:25:44 PM Hay Im 40 years old and a single father of a 15 year old son. I would love to meet a lady that enjoys trail riding and camping , So guys i will have to leave the bashing alone.Im also new to this sight and the qaud thing and im hooked on both.
Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: Bigscrb15 on May 03, 2005, 08:32:56 PM Quote Hay Im 40 years old and a single father of a 15 year old son. I would love to meet a lady that enjoys trail riding and camping , So guys i will have to leave the bashing alone.Im also new to this sight and the qaud thing and im hooked on both. I think hes hinting we open AtvFloridaPersonals.com Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: speedman8903 on May 03, 2005, 08:40:40 PM i kinda agree with grey, but dats wut he thinks so let him b. n its tru wut dirtydeeds says, it wud be kool if we meet sum1 dat lyk the same sport u do. just wish there were young gurls dat like getting dirty like us boyz. P.S. men rule ;D lol
Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: dirtydeeds on May 03, 2005, 09:03:33 PM Quote I think hes hinting we open AtvFloridaPersonals.com I knew that was gona be the first reply Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: stump66 on May 03, 2005, 09:20:57 PM How To Shower Like A Woman...
* Take off clothing and place it in sectional laundry hamper according to lights and darks. * Walk to bathroom wearing long bathrobe. If you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom. * Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting fat. * Get in shower. Look for face-cloth, arm-cloth, leg-cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. * Wash you hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins. * Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins. * Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on for 15 minutes. * Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red and raw. * Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash. * Rinse conditioner off of hair (this takes at least 15 minutes as you must make sure that it has all come off). * Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead. * Scream loudly when your boyfriend/husband flushes the toilet and you lose the water pressure. * Turn off shower. * Squeegee off all wet surfaces inn the shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. * Get out of the shower. Dry with towel the size of a small African Country. * Wrap hair in super-absorbent second towel. * Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit. Attack with nails/tweezers if found. * Return to bedroom wearing bathrobe and towel on head. * If you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and then rush to the bedroom to spend an hour-and-a-half getting dressed. How To Shower Like A Man... * Take off clothes while sitting in the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. * Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her making the "woo, woo" sound. * Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut. Check to see if you have pecs. Find out you don't have pecs. Admire the size of your wiener in the mirror, scratch your privates. * Get in shower. Don't bother looking for a washcloth. You don't use one. * Wash your face. * Wash your armpits. * Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower. * Wash your privates and surrounding area. * Wash your butt, leaving hair on the soap bar. * Shampoo your hair. Do not use conditioner. * Make a hilarious shampoo Mohawk. * Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror. * Pee (in the shower). * Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub when you checked your Mohawk. * Partially dry off. * Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles. Admire wiener size. Leave shower curtain open and wet mat on the floor. * Leave on the bathroom light, fan and as many taps as deemed appropriate. * Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your girlfriend/wife, pull off the towel, grab your groin, shout "Oh yeah, baby!" and thrust your pelvis at her. * Throw wet towel on the bed. Take two minutes to get dressed. Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: stump66 on May 03, 2005, 09:28:14 PM http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=4427&link_name=STFU&my_url=http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/stfu.php
Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: Da_Mtg_Man on May 04, 2005, 04:56:18 AM Quote i kinda agree with grey, but dats wut he thinks so let him b. n its tru wut dirtydeeds says, it wud be kool if we meet sum1 dat lyk the same sport u do. just wish there were young gurls dat like getting dirty like us boyz. P.S. men rule ;D lol Please type like you're supposed too and not like a hoodlum. It's to hard to read. Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: Thrasher on May 04, 2005, 05:06:55 AM Quote Please type like you're supposed too and not like a hoodlum. It's to hard to read. chit mang, d0n't j00 n0 dat iz da way 2 git da ladiez! bleh.. Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: Da_Mtg_Man on May 04, 2005, 05:18:59 AM Quote chit mang, d0n't j00 n0 dat iz da way 2 git da ladiez! bleh.. Tru dat, Word up my brotha Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: Ida_Mann on May 04, 2005, 05:23:17 AM yo dawg, you seem down, lets go ride and smoke
someone had to ;-) Id@ Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: jjamesbar on May 04, 2005, 05:30:52 AM yo dog, its all good. no what i be sayin? got to keep up dat gangsta image.
jeff Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: jjamesbar on May 04, 2005, 05:34:44 AM Quote Please type like you're supposed too and not like a hoodlum. It's to hard to read. no kidding, i have to scroll over that talk. remember bumper stumpers post last year. sounded like heehaw. i got tired of rereading them to figure out what the heck she was talking about. jeff Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: TRX350_On_The_Rack on May 04, 2005, 06:46:43 AM Let's start the day with some jokes ;D
How many men does it take to please a woman. Impossible. Once a woman's done b*tching about the men they're all asleep. How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Why do women close their eyes during sex? They can't stand to see a man have a good time. Why did the woman cross the road? That's not the point,what's she doing out of the kitchen? What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? He died laughing before he could tell anybody. Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: Bigscrb15 on May 04, 2005, 07:12:40 AM Quote I knew that was gona be the first reply I just had to, I know you are not on here just to meet girls(at least I hope not), Im just playing around, welcome to the boards! Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: qt314nfla on May 04, 2005, 07:14:40 AM Ok, since some of you guys like commenting in the girls room I'm going to take a moment and give you the real answers to your jokes.....
How many men does it take to please a woman. Don't know, it's never been done. A man wouldn't know his way around a woman's libido if you gave him a map or GPS. How many men does it take to open a beer? None. He's usually to darn lazy to get up and get it. Why do women close their eyes during sex? Flat out because we're bored, refer to question 1. Why did the woman cross the road? To get the hell away from you guys.....LOL What is the difference between a battery and a woman? Men know how to charge up a battery. And we all sing along...."This one's for the girls!" Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: budman on May 04, 2005, 07:17:16 AM Why don't women fart............
They never keep their mouth shut long enough to build up any back pressure... Sorry, QT....NOT!!!! Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: qt314nfla on May 04, 2005, 07:18:41 AM Quote i kinda agree with grey, but dats wut he thinks so let him b. n its tru wut dirtydeeds says, it wud be kool if we meet sum1 dat lyk the same sport u do. just wish there were young gurls dat like getting dirty like us boyz. I'm proof that there are girls that like getting dirty. Only problem you might run into is we don't tend to like gangsta talking, pants hanging off your butt w/ your underwear sticking out kind of guys. Y'all look and sound more like clowns......LOL Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: budman on May 04, 2005, 07:21:00 AM Quote I'm proof that there are girls that like getting dirty. Only problem you might run into is we don't tend to like gangsta talking, pants hanging off your butt w/ your underwear sticking out kind of guys. Y'all look and sound more like clowns......LOL you only need to read the last word of his post....(boyz...) Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: Bigscrb15 on May 04, 2005, 07:22:37 AM The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman
#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s. #9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup. #6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo. #5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month. #3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun. Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: SkyHighT100 on May 04, 2005, 07:24:09 AM I 2nd that QT. I like guys that actually talk/write like they have an education that didn't stop in second grade. As for the baggy pants thing.. baggy is good.. hanging off your azz is bad... they make belts for a reason.. use them ;D
Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: TRX350_On_The_Rack on May 04, 2005, 07:55:10 AM Baggy= When a person tries to hide or compensate for their body :o
Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: Chela on May 04, 2005, 09:24:07 AM Quote I'm proof that there are girls that like getting dirty. Only problem you might run into is we don't tend to like gangsta talking, pants hanging off your butt w/ your underwear sticking out kind of guys. Y'all look and sound more like clowns......LOL I couldn't agree more... ;D Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: Ida_Mann on May 04, 2005, 09:31:01 AM I like to wear baggy pants to hide my enormous bulge.
and they are comfortable :o Id@ ps: someone had to say it. Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: CAOSPOP on May 04, 2005, 09:31:52 AM Quote ladies gotta tell ya. its a mans world. you girls couldnt handle it. imaginw a woman president, we would be declaring war every 28 days. woman just couldnt handle it. like tom hanks said "THERES NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!" Not here your on your own with that one dude. Wacth out here comes a plate !!! [smiley=Ouch.gif] Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: CAOSPOP on May 04, 2005, 09:34:46 AM Quote I think hes hinting we open AtvFloridaPersonals.com GOOD TIP Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: BCConviber on May 04, 2005, 09:35:02 AM Ok, I love the gun jokes... See how much fun this is? Untill my wife reads this.... ;D
Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: CAOSPOP on May 04, 2005, 09:47:09 AM QT/Ski I must say I do have to agree with you on most of your post. Except on the libido one there dear ;D ;D ;D. I for my self like to look at both ends of the coin. Some guys can be ronchy as hell and some girls can be too. You can take the girl/guy out of the ghetto but you cant take the ghetto out of the guy/girl. I personally enjoy a woman that can hold her own. At the same time I do candle lit dinners I cook and I "LISTEN". Ive learned that in my short 30 y/o life. As for the ladies lounge as you can see i visit it a lot especiallt on the girls be aware thread. Ive seen women fall victims to a mans B/S to many time I must remind you I have 2 sisters and a daughter and i love them all dearly. They all know how to hold there own and some are more violent than others.(my sisters) I love to see a girl tear some ass when a so called man calls them out of there name or acts un gentlemanly in front of a lady. Just my .02 cents guys sory.
Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: qt314nfla on May 04, 2005, 10:40:09 AM Caospop, I know there are real men out there. They are few and far between it seems but I have faith that someone somewhere has one of them. I enjoy the male and female bashing jokes. They can all be quite humorous.
As for the girls, I agree. It's definately a turn on when a man looks and sounds educated. I mean it would be no fun to hand out and have stimulating conversation w/ myself. You can leave the other jokes out. I did, and I'm well aware there are several here waiting to happen. LOL! Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: Bigscrb15 on May 04, 2005, 10:54:40 AM I think its kinda funny when a thread like this is started and people talk about being educated that everyone makes sure their punctuation and everyting is in the right place and no words are misspelled, lol.
Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: MuddyGurl101 on May 04, 2005, 10:57:37 AM You don't do much bashing in here like they do in the girl post....
Okay have to admit that I have all guy friends and the 1 reason why is because they aren't gossipy and you don't have to deal with them screwing you over. So cut the crap and get back to what guys do best! Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: budman on May 04, 2005, 10:58:08 AM Quote I think its kinda funny when a thread like this is started and people talk about being educated that everyone makes sure their punctuation and everyting is in the right place and no words are misspelled, lol. I believe your sentence structure is flawed. A compound sentence should not have that many ands, plus you misspelled everything. ;D Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: SkyHighT100 on May 04, 2005, 10:59:45 AM As long as no one uses D's for TH's it's all good :)
Example: Dat/That, Der/There... etc ::) Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: Bigscrb15 on May 04, 2005, 11:02:37 AM Quote As long as no one uses D's for TH's it's all good :) Example: Dat/That, Der/There... etc ::) dat der is da truth. Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: SkyHighT100 on May 04, 2005, 11:21:45 AM LMAO
Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: high-jacked on May 04, 2005, 11:45:18 AM I think after all that, there are going to be a lot of guys on the couch
Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: gery350 on May 04, 2005, 12:44:31 PM WHO SAYS AN EDJUMACATION IS IMPORTANT. CHECK THIS OUT:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!! If you can udernatnsd tihs rdanieg, frworad it!!! Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: MuddyGurl101 on May 04, 2005, 12:53:29 PM That's awesome!
Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: Chela on May 04, 2005, 12:59:01 PM Very interesting...now thats my kind of spelling. No one would notice a mistake. :)
Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: TRX350_On_The_Rack on May 04, 2005, 01:53:24 PM JOKE
Deer Sir, I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited. I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr. Sinseerly, Peggy May Starlings PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb. NOW LOOK AT THE PICTURE AND THEN READ WHAT FOLLOWS Employer's response:...... Dear Peggy May, It's OK honey, we've got spell check Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: MuddyGurl101 on May 04, 2005, 01:55:43 PM That gross.... You know, alot of employers still do that!
Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: gery350 on May 04, 2005, 01:57:34 PM I KNOW! i would never hire based on appearance. ;D
Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: MuddyGurl101 on May 04, 2005, 02:02:06 PM Quote I KNOW! i would never hire based on appearance. ;D After all the posts I read..... I highly doubt that! Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: MuddyGurl101 on May 04, 2005, 02:04:17 PM Quote ladies gotta tell ya. its a mans world. you girls couldnt handle it. imaginw a woman president, we would be declaring war every 28 days. woman just couldnt handle it. like tom hanks said "THERES NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!" Oh and speak for yourself.... I would not declare war, I am against war! You would have a bigger problem with it being violence free. And I know I would make a better president than most of the men that have run! Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: BCConviber on May 04, 2005, 02:05:24 PM Two things to say... A) Now THAT was funny Muddy!
B) Someone needs to bring that girl to mud, sweat & gears! ;D Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: MuddyGurl101 on May 04, 2005, 02:06:46 PM Okay
Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: gery350 on May 04, 2005, 02:10:51 PM Quote Oh and speak for yourself.... I would not declare war, I am against war! You would have a bigger problem with it being violence free. And I know I would make a better president than most of the men that have run! you rainbow people are all the same. ;) Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: qt314nfla on May 04, 2005, 02:17:20 PM I think he meant the girl in the pic he wants to see at msg. I think Muddygurl is right. Women are so much less likely to wage war unless absolutely necessary. That's why men are afraid to vote for them. Ladies, ever notice that most of the movies men watch are full of violence. I think they are bored when there's a lack of fighting.
Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: MuddyGurl101 on May 04, 2005, 02:17:57 PM What? Rainbow people? I am not a tree hugger or anything. Unlike Bush, I do not believe in invading countries and ruining people's lifes without a second thought! i am not saying I am not all for it when necessary, I just don't think it solves anything except a grudge or power issues.
Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: TRX350_On_The_Rack on May 04, 2005, 02:18:37 PM Can't we all just get along ;D
Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: gery350 on May 04, 2005, 02:20:04 PM typical woman. getting all emotional.
Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: MuddyGurl101 on May 04, 2005, 02:20:13 PM No... out of everyone you should no that speak my mind all the time! ;D
Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: MuddyGurl101 on May 04, 2005, 02:21:41 PM Quote typical woman. getting all emotional. Wow.... emotional. You are talking to the wrong person! I don't have any girl friends I do not know how to get emotional. I just stand up for what I believe in and speak my mind. (And P.S. I learned that from guys, lol) Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: love_to_roost on May 04, 2005, 02:25:28 PM Ladies a helpful hint:If youre man isnt getting the fires stoked
just right.Tell him about it,what feels good or doesnt.We are not all porn stars.Trust if it feels good to a man he will ask for it you should do the same for youreself.Sorry if my creative writing skills are not up to par but I never excelled in Engl 101. Ladies a dating tip:If the guy you are dating doesnt work he probably wont.If he's a mama boy he always will be.If he has cheated on you more than once it will happen again.If he ever hits you walk away.Mcdonalds isnt a good meal 5 days straight And the best looking man isnt always the best catch.The nice quiet innocent looking will give you the most freak potential. My wife told me that , Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: yunt2ride on May 04, 2005, 02:31:23 PM Quote I KNOW! i would never hire based on appearance. ;D I would, Cannot be biased and pretty women needs a job also. Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: Eworm on May 04, 2005, 02:33:17 PM Quote What? Rainbow people? I am not a tree hugger or anything. Unlike Bush, I do not believe in invading countries and ruining people's lifes without a second thought! i am not saying I am not all for it when necessary, I just don't think it solves anything except a grudge or power issues. Ruining peoples lives? Huuummmmm.... I dont think the people from Iraq feel that way. Do you? Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: TRX350_On_The_Rack on May 04, 2005, 02:34:58 PM Pink Slip
An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning, whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go. Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the executive approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off." Debra replied, "Could you jack off ? I feel like sh*t today." Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: yunt2ride on May 04, 2005, 02:35:08 PM Quote Ladies, ever notice that most of the movies men watch are full of violence. I think they are bored when there's a lack of fighting. Not all are full of fighting, some are full of porn. Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: MuddyGurl101 on May 04, 2005, 02:37:15 PM My brother and best friend are fighting. I have had other friends that just got home DO TO INJURY. I think they should pull out now that they found no weapons. They are keeping our troops there and Bush hasn't approved any leave time that they all have earned and deserved. They are now there against their will. All my brother wants to do is come home and see the family but he can't do that. They keep telling him to wait and wait and wait!
Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: Eworm on May 04, 2005, 02:45:34 PM Quote My brother and best friend are fighting. I have had other friends that just got home DO TO INJURY. I think they should pull out now that they found no weapons. They are keeping our troops there and Bush hasn't approved any leave time that they all have earned and deserved. They are now there against their will. All my brother wants to do is come home and see the family but he can't do that. They keep telling him to wait and wait and wait! Muddygirl: I agree with you to a certain extent because I to have several friends and family members over there. But the bottom line is that they did sign up for it and they are grown men. Granted, the reason for being over there can be argued till the end of time, but the reality is that we need them and they need us (the people from Iraq). So we need to do what we need to. They want to be free and we need the oil. So it seems like a fare trade off, do you agree? Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: MuddyGurl101 on May 04, 2005, 02:46:58 PM No. I do agree alittle but The guys signed up knowing they were going to get to come home. My brother hasn't been home in almost 2 years!
Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: Eworm on May 04, 2005, 02:51:03 PM Quote No. I do agree alittle but The guys signed up knowing they were going to get to come home. My brother hasn't been home in almost 2 years! yup, I agree. They should only be there for a max of 1 year. But you also have to look at the fact that there are only so many troops we have. And again, we need that oil and those people need to free so that we can bargain with the soon to be government and they can, in the long run, prosper. Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: Eworm on May 04, 2005, 02:51:47 PM By the way, i will not respond anymore. I agree and disagree with you. Lets just hope all of this ends soon. War sucks!!!
Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: MuddyGurl101 on May 04, 2005, 02:56:02 PM Quote Lets just hope all of this ends soon. War sucks!!! I CAN AGREE WITH THAT! ;D Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: klutchbuster400 on May 04, 2005, 03:07:35 PM uhhhhhhh im tellin mom ;D ;D ;D
Quote I KNOW! i would never hire based on appearance. ;D Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: TRX350_On_The_Rack on May 05, 2005, 12:10:05 PM New Lincoln Navigator Story Two Hunters From Michigan: This is from a radio program, a true report of a happening in Michigan. A guy buys a brand new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500 and has $560 monthly payments. He and a friend go duck hunting in winter, and of course all the lakes are frozen. These two guys go out onto the lake ice with the guns, the dog, the beer and of course the new vehicle. Now, they want to make some kind of a natural landing area for the ducks, something for the decoys to float on. In order to make a hole large enough to look like something a wondering duck would fly down and land on, it is going to take a little more effort than an ice hole drill. So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with a short, 40-second fuse. Now these two Rocket Scientists do take into consideration that they want to place the stick of dynamite on the ice at a location far from where they (and the new Navigator) are standing. Nor do they want to take the risk of slipping on the ice running from the burning fuse and possibly go up in smoke with the resulting blast. They light the 40-second fuse and throw the dynamite. Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the vehicle, beer, the guns, and the dog? Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for RETRIEVING. Especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it. The dog takes off at a high rate of doggy speed on the ice and captures the stick of dynamite with the burning 40-second fuse about the time it hits the ice. The two men yell, scream, wave their arms in panic and wonder what to do now. The dog, cheered on, keeps coming. One of the guys grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun is loaded with #8 shot, hardly big enough to stop a hefty Black Lab. The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused, but continues on. Another shot and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused and, of course, terrified, thinking these two geniuses have gone insane. The dog takes off to find cover, (with the now really short fuse burning on the stick of dynamite) and hides under the brand new Navigator----BOOM!---- Dog and Navigator are blown to bits and sink to the bottom of the lake in a very large hole, leaving the two idiots standing there with this "I can't believe this happened" look on their faces. The insurance company assures the Navigator owner that sinking a vehicle in a lake as the result of illegal use of explosives is not covered in his policy. He had yet to make the first of those $560 a month payments!! Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: TRX350_On_The_Rack on May 05, 2005, 12:21:18 PM We need a Joke Section ;D
here: http://www.funnyplumber.com/quicktime.htm Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: gery350 on May 05, 2005, 12:21:52 PM holy crap. i'd a probablly done something like that as well. man i'm stupid.
Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: TRX350_On_The_Rack on May 05, 2005, 01:31:16 PM FOR THOSE WHO ENJOY LANGUAGE OR SEVERE DISTORTIONS THEREOF:
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. A backward poet writes inverse. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Dijon vu: the same mustard as before. Practice safe eating - always use condiments. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.) In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your Count votes. She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key. Every calendar's days are numbered. A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. A plateau is a high form of flattery. A midget fortuneteller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large. Once you've seen one huge shopping center, you've seen a mall. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. Acupuncture is a jab well done. Try it! The best bumper sticker: POLITICIANS & DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED *** FOR THE SAME REASON!! Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: MuddyGurl101 on May 05, 2005, 01:33:42 PM Those are funny!
Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: gery350 on May 05, 2005, 01:35:49 PM THATS AWESOME. LOVE THE POLITICIAN ONE.
Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: Reefer650 on May 05, 2005, 01:38:54 PM the midget one is hilarius
Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: TRX350_On_The_Rack on May 05, 2005, 02:14:36 PM Why you shouldn't play with fire :o
http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=149102 Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: Qdawg76 on May 05, 2005, 03:27:20 PM That man is luck to be alive after that explosion
Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: o4250 on May 05, 2005, 03:44:21 PM Im for making a dude's section [smiley=trophy1.gif]
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v648/o4250/Hi.jpg) Title: Re: Men's section... Post by: klutchbuster400 on May 05, 2005, 03:58:52 PM me as a dude wudnt mind a men section i think it would be like the internet,it would be dirty and discusting, o and full of empty beer cans, hey wait up i want in on this place ;D
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