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Title: Some pretty good jokes. Post by: Bigscrb15 on September 17, 2005, 05:42:50 PM first one is for lauren. ;D
How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but its gonna take 10 visits. _______________________________________ What do you call a blonde that lost 90% of her intelligence? Divorced. ________________________________________ Why did God give blondes 2 more brain cells than horses? So they don't poop on the streets in parades. _________________________________________ How do you confuse a blonde? You can't, they were born that way. __________________________________________ Why are blonde jokes so short? So brunettes can remember them. _________________________________________ Why do alot of blondes drive BMW's? Its the only car they know how to spell. _________________________________________ How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday? Tell her joke on Wednesday. _________________________________________ What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant. _________________________________________ What do a blonde and a cow patty have in common? The older they get the easier they are to pick up. _________________________________________ Why do men like blonde jokes? Because they can understand them. (that was just to keep the women quiet, lol.) Title: Re: Some pretty good jokes. Post by: MrsPureLogic on September 20, 2005, 11:15:31 AM Why are blonde jokes so short? That's just wrong. ;)So brunettes can remember them. Title: Re: Some pretty good jokes. Post by: mudmonkey on October 08, 2005, 03:00:43 PM Why are blonde jokes so short? That's just wrong. ;)So brunettes can remember them. i agree! but the rest were pretty funny Title: Re: Some pretty good jokes. Post by: Honda250ex on October 10, 2005, 02:54:57 PM I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Some pretty good jokes. Post by: Brute Force on October 10, 2005, 03:59:22 PM I decided that I needed a few days off and I realized that I was out of vacation time. I figured the best way to get the boss to send me home was to act a little crazy - - he'd think I was burning out and give me some time off. I came in to work early the next day and began hanging upside down from the ceiling. Just then one of my coworkers (she's blonde. . it'll be important later) came in and asked me what I'm doing.
"Shh," I said, "I'm acting crazy to get a few days off. I'm a light bulb. " A minute later the boss walked by and asked me what I was doing. "I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed. "You're going crazy," he said. "Take a few days off. " With that, I jumped down and started walking out. My coworker (the blonde) started following me and the boss asked where she was going. "I can't work in the dark," she said. Title: Re: Some pretty good jokes. Post by: sct450 on October 14, 2005, 08:58:40 PM why aren't there any blonde cowgirls
they can't keep there calves together Title: Re: Some pretty good jokes. Post by: Scrb15's Fiancee on October 20, 2005, 10:42:43 AM Why do men like blonde jokes? Because they can understand them. (that was just to keep the women quiet, lol.) WHAT!? OMG! DONALD CODY SMITH!! I WANT A DIVORCE!!!! YOU DADGUM RETARD!!!! IM GONNA WHOOP YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:D Title: Re: Some pretty good jokes. Post by: Bigscrb15 on October 20, 2005, 11:03:32 AM Why do men like blonde jokes? Because they can understand them. (that was just to keep the women quiet, lol.) WHAT!? OMG! DONALD CODY SMITH!! I WANT A DIVORCE!!!! YOU DADGUM RETARD!!!! IM GONNA WHOOP YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:D I said to keep the women QUIET, your not doin a very good job at that ;D And we aren't married yet so you can't divorce me. Title: Re: Some pretty good jokes. Post by: Da_Mtg_Man on October 20, 2005, 10:02:22 PM Why do men like blonde jokes? Because they can understand them. (that was just to keep the women quiet, lol.) WHAT!? OMG! DONALD CODY SMITH!! I WANT A DIVORCE!!!! YOU DADGUM RETARD!!!! IM GONNA WHOOP YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:D lol... You know you're in trouble when she uses the full name. ;) Title: Re: Some pretty good jokes. Post by: Scrb15's Fiancee on October 21, 2005, 09:48:14 AM YOU DID NOT GO THERE! JUST TO LET YOU KNOW AFTER THE WEDDING YOU BUTT IS ON THE COUCH AND YOU ARE NOT GETING OFF OF IT.! YOU EXPLANE TO YOUR MOTHER HOW WE CAN NOT HAVE KIDS! THATS BECAUSE YOU WILL NOT TOUCH ME!! BECAUSE IM GONNA BE TOO BUSY TRYING TO BE QUITE!!!
(DID I DO A GOOD JOB YUBBA?) AHHHHH:: I FEEL BETTER :: GRABS A CIGGY:: Title: Re: Some pretty good jokes. Post by: Da_Mtg_Man on October 21, 2005, 09:54:47 AM WOW, She seams like she means business. It's been nice knowing you bro. ;D
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