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Title: Having a bad day?-read this-!!adult humor!! Post by: apkkfx400 on September 14, 2005, 05:32:42 PM A man bumps into a Woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast they are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your d*ck is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221." *********************************************** One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?" Title: Re: Having a bad day?-read this-!!adult humor!! Post by: Southern4x4 on September 15, 2005, 06:38:40 AM lol
Title: Re: Having a bad day?-read this-!!adult humor!! Post by: dreth on September 15, 2005, 07:50:24 AM thats some good stuff :Clap.gif
Title: Re: Having a bad day?-read this-!!adult humor!! Post by: TRX350_On_The_Rack on September 15, 2005, 09:02:24 AM :D
Title: Re: Having a bad day?-read this-!!adult humor!! Post by: bigscrub79 on September 15, 2005, 09:22:10 AM LOL
Title: Re: Having a bad day?-read this-!!adult humor!! Post by: MrsPureLogic on September 20, 2005, 11:17:06 AM I love it! LMAO LMAO LMAO
Title: Re: Having a bad day?-read this-!!adult humor!! Post by: Honda250ex on October 02, 2005, 03:51:55 PM Im on the floor busting my b@lls
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