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Title: Good, Better, Best Post by: MxRacingChick21 on September 08, 2005, 10:53:22 AM Good, Better and Best
GOOD In Richardson, Texas State Trooper was running radar. He had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!" The officer then found his young accomplice down the road with a sign reading, "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!) BETTER A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Plano, Texas. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs . BEST A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the TX State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball." He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car. Title: Re: Good, Better, Best Post by: bigscrub79 on September 08, 2005, 12:12:57 PM LMAO gotta love texas
Title: Re: Good, Better, Best Post by: Da_Mtg_Man on September 08, 2005, 12:23:44 PM lol... Thats great.
I'm gonna take my boys out and try the first one. ;D Title: Re: Good, Better, Best Post by: Southern4x4 on September 08, 2005, 04:13:20 PM lol
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