ATV Florida Forum

GREAT QUOTES BY GREAT LADIES
Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-

  Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out.  But I can usually shut her up with cookies.

  The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-

  I refuse to think of them as chin hairs.  I think of them as stray eyebrows.

-Janette Barber-

   Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

-Lily Tomlin-
 
  A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.

-Carrie Snow-

    Laugh and the world laughs with you.  Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.

-Laurie Kuslansky-

   My second favorite household chore is ironing.  My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

-Erma Bombeck- 

    Old age ain't no place for sissies.

-Bette Davis-

  A man's got to do what a man's got to do.  A woman must do what he can't.

-Rhonda Hansome-
 
  The phrase "working mother" is redundant.

-Jane Sellman-
 
  Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.

-Jennifer Unlimited-
 
  Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good.  Luckily, this is not difficult.

-Charlotte Whitton-
 
  Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

-Caryn Leschen- <

   I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.

-Jennifer Unlimited-
 
  If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.

-Catherine-
 
  When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss.  And they called ME slow!

-Kathy Buckley-
 
  I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde.

-Dolly Parton-
 
  If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.

-Sue Grafton-
 
  I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

-Roseanne Barr-

  When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.  Men invade another country...

-Elayne Boosler-

  Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

-Maryon Pearson-

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man.  If you want anything done, ask a woman.

-Margaret Thatcher-
 
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.

-Gloria Steinem-
 
I am a marvelous housekeeper.  Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.

-Zsa Gabor-
 
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.

-Eleanor Roosevelt-

Send this to five bright women you know and make their day.

(Every woman I know is bright --so I am sending to several.)

Thanks for sharing those.  It's been awhile since I've seen them and there were a few new ones.  They still always crack me up.