ATV Florida Forum

Cows, Constitution, Commandments & Carlin

 
 COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
government  can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago,
right to the  stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington And
they tracked her  calves to their stalls. But they are unable to
locate 11 million  illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe
we should give them  all a cow.
 

CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't
we  just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys,

it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.


TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a 
Courthouse? You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not 
Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of 
lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work 
environment!

And Last but not least.....


George CARLIN said it best about Martha Stewart ..
"Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and

Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too. But they 
take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her ass off to jail."

Now that's what I'm talking about! ;D ;D ;D

This is becoming my new signature:

CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't
we  just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys,
it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

So true!! LOL  ;D