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Title: You know you have a BIG dog when...
Post by: SwampRat on July 14, 2005, 09:09:09 AM
You know you have a BIG dog when...

The sound of running water makes you jump up and yell, "OUTSIDE!"

You tell your dog to sit, and he backs up until he finds a chair.

It takes 3 people to get your dog on the scale at the vets.

You own a dog capable of pulling someone from a port-a-potty.

You carry a tape measure with you when shopping for a new vehicle.

You have given up on water dishes and you just use the bathtub.

You have to move over when brushing your teeth because your dog wants a drink.

You've learned to force a smile when asked "do you have a saddle for that thing?"

Your veterinarian has been able to put in a swimming pool, build a large home, buy jet skis and a vacation home in Florida.

You're holding your dog straddled between your legs when the doorbell rings and you find yourself quickly transported straight to the front door.



Title: Re: You know you have a BIG dog when...
Post by: TRX350_On_The_Rack on July 14, 2005, 09:22:12 AM
So true. Big Dogs Rule! :)


Title: Re: You know you have a BIG dog when...
Post by: MrsPureLogic on July 14, 2005, 10:47:19 AM
good one SwampRat.....  ;D


Title: Re: You know you have a BIG dog when...
Post by: Southern4x4 on July 19, 2005, 08:06:38 PM
If u cant run wit the big dogs buy a little 1.lol


Title: Re: You know you have a BIG dog when...
Post by: stump66 on July 19, 2005, 08:30:27 PM
 :D