One afternoon border patrol comes across a mexican man jumping a fence from Mexico to the US. The patrolman looks at the mexican and says I'll let you stay in my country if you can use three words in a sentence. The Mexican man says Ok. The patrolman tells him the words are Green, Yellow, and Pink. The puzled Mexican thinks for a minute then says (now use your best mexican voice)' I got it, The phone goes green green, i pink it up and say Yellow.............
hahaha funny