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Title: Redneck Special Forces Post by: bigscrub79 on July 08, 2005, 10:55:30 AM The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new
500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF). These North Carolina, South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt. This mess in Iraq should be over shortly. Title: Re: Redneck Special Forces Post by: Da_Mtg_Man on July 08, 2005, 10:58:12 AM How true is that? My only concern is that no one has contacted me yet to tell me when to report for duty. ;)
Title: Re: Redneck Special Forces Post by: jbbj220 on July 08, 2005, 10:59:08 AM Where do I sign up, I want to join this elit force.
KILL THE BAS****S!!!!!!! Title: Re: Redneck Special Forces Post by: bigscrub79 on July 08, 2005, 10:59:34 AM Im tryin to figure out where to sign up.
Title: Re: Redneck Special Forces Post by: big-daddy on July 08, 2005, 08:12:07 PM Hey Mike, just got the call..
Title: Re: Redneck Special Forces Post by: bigscrub79 on July 08, 2005, 10:34:57 PM i see you finally got your toilet installed at RR. :D
Title: Re: Redneck Special Forces Post by: Da_Mtg_Man on July 08, 2005, 11:07:05 PM Title: Re: Redneck Special Forces Post by: big-daddy on July 08, 2005, 11:31:44 PM I am pick you up! I need someone to carry my ammo. ;D
Title: Re: Redneck Special Forces Post by: J.D. on July 09, 2005, 06:58:33 PM How exactly we sposta march ....left right left left left right ?
Title: Re: Redneck Special Forces Post by: dirty1 on July 13, 2005, 01:35:06 AM now i only see one problem, how are we supposed to set up tree stands in the desert????
Title: Re: Redneck Special Forces Post by: bigscrub79 on July 13, 2005, 12:33:33 PM now i only see one problem, how are we supposed to set up tree stands in the desert???? We will just use swamp buggies, that way we can keep the beer and crown royal cold.Title: Re: Redneck Special Forces Post by: dirty1 on July 13, 2005, 02:24:07 PM i wonder if they will let us put outside seating and shooting stands on an Abrahms tank
Title: Re: Redneck Special Forces Post by: Southern4x4 on July 20, 2005, 02:25:00 PM Im in
Title: Re: Redneck Special Forces Post by: MudPuppy on August 30, 2008, 03:34:34 PM This is hilarious...
What kind of decoys do we use? How does the point system work... 10pts for sniper, 5pts suicide bomber, 3pts roof top jumper? or what. black powder or open gun? |