Title: Fish riding his horse with his Dog and Sheep Post by: big-daddy on May 12, 2011, 05:57:25 PM While riding one day, a lone Biker mets Fish riding a horse with a dog and a sheep alongside. The biker began a conversation
. . . . • Biker: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?" • Fish: "Dogs don't talk." • Biker: "Hey dog, how's it going?" • Dog: "Doing' alright." • Fish: Look of shock. • Biker: "Is this your owner?" pointing at fish. • Dog: "Yep." • Biker: "How does he treat you?" • Dog: "Really well. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, & takes me to the river once a week." • Fish: Look of total disbelief. • Biker: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" • Fish: "Horses don't talk." • Biker: "Hey horse, how's it going?" • Horse: "Cool." • Fish: Extreme look of shock. • Biker: "Is this your owner? " pointing at fish. • Horse: "Yessiree." • Biker: "How's he treating you?" • Horse: "Pretty good, and thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me." • Fish: Total look of utter amazement. • Biker: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" • Fish: "The sheep is a liar." Title: Re: Fish riding his horse with his Dog and Sheep Post by: FishaHallic on May 12, 2011, 09:55:38 PM rolback1 rolback1, Ok, that is a good one..............the sheep is a liar rolback1 rolback1.
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