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Title: Southern Lady Post by: bigscrub79 on June 30, 2005, 12:53:04 PM A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixing to jump.
She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father." He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump." She said, "Well, think of your wife and children." He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids." She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee." He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?'' She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you stupid Yankee." Title: Re: Southern Lady Post by: TRX350_On_The_Rack on June 30, 2005, 12:54:02 PM ;D
Title: Re: Southern Lady Post by: big-daddy on June 30, 2005, 12:59:03 PM ;D
[attachment deleted by admin] Title: Re: Southern Lady Post by: PureLogic on June 30, 2005, 07:58:40 PM ;D
Title: Re: Southern Lady Post by: sct450 on June 30, 2005, 08:41:42 PM welcome to the south..... now go home
Title: Re: Southern Lady Post by: jbbj220 on July 01, 2005, 10:17:44 AM And would you please take all the rest with you. ???
Title: Re: Southern Lady Post by: redneck on July 06, 2005, 01:21:49 AM ;D
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