ATV Florida Forum

Anyone want to talk about atv riding in Florida?  I'd even welcome a "mine's faster than yours" thread at this point. Unless you ride a stinking, smoking, antique that most refer to as a "Zilla". LOL that should start something !

cain, to old to race... But my 7 year old son will race your 7 year old daughter  ;D

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what would we do without drama?  My old pos is still running after 19 years. On a good day it will start without breaking my foot. Its still a better looking quad than most of the new ones out their today. Even them yfz450's.   That should spark up some more. ;D

I bet I can out run your 7yr olds quad. I beat an 8yr old last week.  ;D

Mike; she let you win I was there!

I got a 4 year old that likes Flat Track. ;D  We should get the kids togather 1 time up at Dade City.  ;)

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no way, I remember your kid ! too fast for my son... ;D

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I got a 4 year old that will putta spankin on us all before long 8) ;D

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Mines 3 months old and she just started an ATV safety school. She was voted #1 in her instructor training class.


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  And  people  think  Im  the  one  thats  starts  stuff  all  the  time !! ::)  The  real  trouble  makers  are  1fast250r  and  that  Ware  guy !!! ;D ;D                                      PS     DS 650s  are  slow  egg  suckin  turds. ;D

Please ... why would we ever do that? You people.... ::)

while were talking about kid competition let me submit My Son inthe running also
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My daughter isn't ready for competition just yet. She just made the transition from 4 wheels to 2 and is still getting used to it. In time.......

And people think Im the one thats starts stuff all the time !! ::) The real trouble makers are 1fast250r and that Ware guy !!! ;D ;D PS DS 650s are slow egg suckin turds. ;D
You still here ? I figured that antique banana you ride would be retired to some museum by now  ;D. You can't bang Bombardier too much, they are the only ones investing in 2-stroke technology (marine) so far. There are rumors of a new 2-stroke quad as well. It still won't be a 4, but if it's Bomb it can't be all bad. ;)

Still  here. ;)   Somebody  on  this  site  has  to  make  people  laugh  with  all  the  baning  and  homos  and  closeings  and  other  horrible  stuff  Ive  been  reading  lately. :P    So  your  on  the  right  track.   Lets  talk  about  ATVs  for  a  change !!! ;D ;D   And  yea , I  guess  a  DS 650  is  a  ATV , just  on  the  bottom  end  of  the  scrodum  pole !! :o ;D ;D

My god this is like fresh air, wonderful ;D

There you go screwing things up again ! You're looking at your pole upside down! I heard you were like that.... take the pole any way you can get it  :o. JK It doesn't matter where the DS is on the rating scale.... all we need to know is that it's at least a couple rungs higher than the smoke-Zilla  ;D I hear those things can be fast if you can get them running.

Heres  his  little  brother. ;)    Care  for  a  drag  race ? :o   I  can  smell  your  FEAR !!!! ;D ;D        And  quit  lookin  at  my  pole !!! ;D

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Looks good for and antique. That's not fear you smell.....it's you. Try deodorant.  ;D Oops I forgot you need that money for spark plugs ;)
We'll have to hook up for a ride sometime. Win or lose it will be fun.

Sounds  good  to  me. ;)   Im  always  up  for  a  game  of  kick  the  can.   In  your  case  it  would  be  a  tomato  can !! ;D ;D       Oh  yea , I  think  that  smell  was  your  DS  after  my  zilla  had  dinner  and  a  bowel  movement. ;D ;D

LOL At least you have a good sense of humor. That way you won't cry after I put your dinosaur back in the bone yard where it belongs  ;D. Smell must have been a bad mix on your gas, I wouldn't know since I would be in front   8). I gotta do a gear change since I put on bigger tires, but it will be soon. Then I'll be ready !

Lets go mudding

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Or we can race

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Dont  worry  Stai ---- I  mean  Cain.   Whenever  you  get  that  tomato  can  ready  I  will  squeeze  the  juice  out  of  it  for  ya !!! ;D ;D   In  the  mean  time , as  Yamahondaman  would  say , GIT  IT  RAG !!!!

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hi chuck,
my 6 yr old sister can beat your son anytime, anywhere! and we can prove that this sunday!!! 8)
courtney

cute kids, that's too funny. chuck is he about to move up to can-can's or what?

figures you have pics of more dinosaurs lol. Observe class it's the
 tri-wheelus- smokus- alotus lol. JK cool pic. Haven't seen many 3 wheelers around lately. My bro-in-law used to race them back in the day. I did see 1 at Croom. Honda 250 that thing was crazy fast. You don't have to worry about the name. I'll just print it on my grab bar so you can see it  ;D.

Cain  your  too  much  bro. ;D  You  would  fit  right  in  on  the  Racing  Scene.    Oh.   Im  sorry.   You  ride  a  big , fat , heavy , 4-choke  TURD. :-\     You  wont  be  aloud  in  there  till  you  get  a  FAST  bike. ;D ;D ;D

LOL I like my big heavy and yes fast quad. Behind your smoke-zilla it's the fastest production quad made (so far). With about $100 in mods it is easily in the mid 80's which is plenty for me (for now). Maybe I should get a 2-smoker. If nothing else I can kill all the mosquitos around the camp when it craps out and won't run enough to hit the trails  ;D. There are plenty on both sides to call the others "turds" the difference is that yours classifies as a dino-turd   :o. We need to arrange a ride together. When I stop to take a break I can tease you after you catch up  :D.

Catch  up , yea  right. ::)  The  only  reason  that  would  happen  would  be  because  I  was  picking  up  all  the  parts  that  where  falling  of  that  heap  that  you  so  loosely  call  a  ATV. :P  More  like  a  PortaPotty  with  wheels !! ;D ;D

man, this is better than the racing forum...  ;D

Yeah I bet the guys riding horses made a lot of similar comments to the ones driving the all new automobile back in the day. The difference here is that horses are still good for something  :o ..... glue  ;D Your chump-zilla is just going to add to the land fill ! That thing's pretty old... have you replaced to wood lately ?

It  may  be  old  but  its  still  extra  strong. ;)    And  as  for  wood , it  only  has  it  in  the  morning  and  when  its  about  to  pummel  another  poor  hapless  DS  owner  and  that  extra  heavy  tank  hes  on !!! ;D ;D ;D

LOL ! You may be crazy but at least you're funny   :D Don't worry, when we meet up for a ride I'll be sure to cring a nice new rope to haul you back to camp with. Actually I would like to get my hands on a Zilla. I'd put it in a big hole in my back yard and wait for it to turn into oil  ;) ;D.

Yep.  Need  to  meet  up  and  go  riding.  When  my  buddy  comes  up  we  camp  out  in  Eureka.  Great  place  to  ride. ;D    And  I  will  go  ahead  and  spank  ya  in  a  drag  race  so  you  wont  be  worring  about  it  all  weekend. :o   Give  ya  the  red  azz  right  outta  the  gate.  Get  it  over  with  so  you  can  relax  and  injoy  youeself. ;D ;D

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It's hungry for some 4 pokes! Don't mock what you can't catch! ;)  ;D It's old but it's still faster. What's that saying if it ain't broke don't fix it.?Why change something that works so good? You can keep your cam, valves, springs and electric start. CC for CC 2 stroke will win. :D 

The smoke doesn't bother me. I can see how it would bother you as you would always be behind me. ;)  ;D
I agree cain, atv talk is a breath of fresh air.

-Mark

Love those teeth. Same ones as I have on my Zilla eating DS !
I'm not anxious about who/when I will win. The family and I are going camping this week. After I get back we'll arrange a ride.
I don't discriminate. Let me "invite" others into this little discussion.
4 strokes are better than 2  :o nya nya nya  ;D If you're not 4 strokin you're just chokin !

My  man  Mark  has  said  it  all. ;D  Nice  to  have  a  brother  2 stroke  big  bore  back  me  up. ;D  Like  I  said  Cain , my  white  skinned  4-stroke  brother ,  the  OLD  2  stroke  boys  will  still  eat  your  lunch. :o  You  did  pack  enough  for  all  of  us  right  ??? ;D ;D

Sure I can take care of lunch for ya... after all you will need to save your money for 2-choke oil and plugs  ;D  I'll just eat alot and let you have it when I'm done. I'll just go in the middle of the trail. That way when you come behind you'll see it  ;)It'll be warm and steamy, but after sucking in all that smoke you won't be able to taste it anyway ! ::)

Here's my roadwarrior

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   Dang,    Now  thats  just  nasty. :P ;D

 ;D :o ;D I finally left him short of words  8).

Short  of  words  but  never  short  of  shaft.  Now  back  to  ATVs  in  Fla.  your  DS  would  work  well  on  a  very  large  boat ----- as  the  anchor !! ;D ;D

 :D LOL  :D It took a while but you came up with a good one.
I think your zilla would be great a a wedding..... tied behind the car instead of tin cans..... after all at least the cans can be recycled into something usefull  ;D. And the cans are a threat to the environment AFTER they are discarded, while your smoker does more damage in its presnt condition  ;).  2 strokes are only half as good as 4  8)

this is better than jerry springer! and way better than the garbage that has been on here lately ;)





besides, if yall ever catch up with me youll see i ride a 4 stroke ;D

LOL !! ;D    Dreth , we  are  here  to  entertain.  :D  Thats  what  I  love  about  this  site , the  humor  I  can  inject  to  make  my  fellow  ATV  riders  laugh !!! ;D  Thats  what  its  all  about  right ,  FUN !! ;D ;D  And  as  for  the  draging  it  behind  a  car , thats  the  only  way  a  big , fat, sled  DS  could  every  think  of  keeping  up  with  a  zilla !!! ;D ;D

Cain- you know what they say:

"Anything over 2 strokes and your playing with it" :D

-Mark

Yea !! ;)   What  Mark  said !!! ;D

Don't be jealous cause mine is big enough to need more strokes  :o ;D

You two make a good pair. You can take that act on the road too. Instead of "who's on first" you two can do " how far ahead do you think Cain is?" or "man that DS is fast, maybe I should get off this dinosaur and get on the technology."  :D The list goes on and on guys. Let me know if you need any more ideas for material. maybe "I hope Cain gets a flat so we can catch up."  ;D

4 stroke or toxic smoke  :)

I  guess  its  kind  of  like  where  your  talkin  to  those  little  boys  on  the  other  thread,   you  just  dont  know  any  better. ::)   You  know  DS  stands  for  other  things.  if  you  get  my  drift. ;D ;D  [dumb  sh--] ;D ;D ;D

thats funny right there,  idont care who you are..........................

Dumb Sh-- ...... Wat yu be talkin bout dawg ?! I pull out my gat and buss' 2 in yo caps fo dat !!  :D     I kno 5-0 an dey sed I coud du dat if yu b messin wit me ! There may be some dumb sh--'s on around , but they don't ride DS's.  ;D (point made)
now back to civilization... and 2 strokes. How dare you attempt to impune my intellectual integrity ? after all I would be judged less of a dumb sh-- seeing as how I know better than to get on a 4 wheel relic like the smoking banana you ride  ;D.  Actually I would be willing to ride a Zilla   after all I would like to know what the cave men felt like when they were riding  :D.
and as for initials you have no room to speak
lt500 = losing team's 500 :o

doesnt DS stand for another Down Suzuki ?

Uh......... Anyone have an ebonics dictornary lying around? Or even a DS riding manual would work.  :P

LT= Long Torso :D that's why the chicks dig zillas! -Mark

Come on now Big-Daddy don't insult me be using that nasty S word in the same sentence with DS or Bombardier !  :D

Old School - that was in response to Quad32x's post about what was going on in another thread. No I don't speak or act like that. and no lt doesn't stand for "long torso" it's more like Lazy Triceratops  ;D
or the alternative meaning    L as T ! ;)
You 2 smokers don't forget to bring tissues when you ride with me.... after I beat you silly you'll need them to wipe your tears.. then you can use them to mop up and of that smelly oil you have spilled when your crank comes through the case from trying to keep up with a 4 strokin, 2 stroke chokin, speed machine  :o ;D 8)

LOL !! :D   Cain  ya  big  ole  gonad , DS  stands  for  DEAD  SLOW !!! ;D   As  for  LT  well  the  ladies  know  but  being  your  a  4 choke  rider  I  will  let  you  in  on  the  REAL  meaning -------  Long  Tallywacker. ;)   Now  you  guys  know  who  to  keep  your  old  ladies  away  from !!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

lol. This is fun.  :D We definately got to get together and go riding.

Cain- I see you're in Brandon.  Is there any place to ride over there? Since Croom's stickers expired I have to renew. But since I don't have a title for my dinosaur ;) I have to get one from the D.M.V. first. Or we could caravan to Ocala and meet up with Quad32x and you can get beat up by 2 mosquito killers. ;) Hec, for chits and giggles I'll bring little zilla to see if you can keep up with him. He's handfull out of the hole. Loser washes the winners ride or in my case, RIDES.  :P ;)  -Mark

Sounds  good  to  me !! ;D   I  got  a  place  only  10 mins  from  my  house  in  ONF  that  not  too  many  people  ride.  One  good  thing , swimming  holes !!! ;D ;D   Be  good  for  Cain.   Wash  all  that  zilla  poo  off  his  mug !!! ;D ;D ;D

LOL!

long or little ??

Large. ;D

We all know Big-Daddy got it right ! and tallywacker ?? I haven't heard or used such a word since I was about 5. I had a good long laugh at that alone  ;D.  After hearing Quad32x and Old_School talk I now know the true meaning of lt....... Lunatic Transvestite !  ;D
I am going camping for a few days starting tomorrow. When I get back I will get with you guys on hooking up for a ride. I am looking forward to it! Couple of things first though... Old_School - unless you have an insane amount of work done on your 250 it poses no prob for me. My buddy has a fast one, but it isn't fast enough ! and I don't gamble even when it's not money. Besides I don't want you 2 putting the hose in my pipe or using SOS pads on my plastic after I whoop ya! And on the outside chance I would lose... there is no way I am washing a pair of relics that the ones you ride. I have done some degrading things in my life, but will never stoop that low.  8)
I will try to coordinate to bring my buddy with his lt250 also. That way I can spank all 3 of ya at once!

watch out cain! I think they like that spanking bit too much...

LOL I'll keep it restricted to racing Big_Daddy  ;) I might need you to back me up. I won't be able to haul both of those antiques in by myself unless I buy more rope.

Ok  you  big  scrodum  sack. :)  You  know  I  might  almost  feel  sorry  for  you.  Its  gonna  look  like  a  bunch  of  lions  tearing  a  carcass  apart.   A  bunch  of  big  YELLOW  lions  that  is !!! ;D ;D ;D

my old antique... rest in peace!  I trade it for a Lawn mower.

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A LAWN MOWER  ::)

And here I used to respect you......that poor poor quad  :'(
Just abandoned! Thrown out in the cold for a yard toy :'(

but it was a john deere and I didnt have to mix the fuel... ;)

 ::)

still have a extra stock engine.

Maybe  Cain  will  buy  it. ;)   That  is  if  he  wont  start  peeing  his  pants    like  a  limp  membered  school  boy  from  the  HUGE  increase  in  power  he  would  get !!! ;D ;D ;D

I am save it for a future project ? Quad32x, zilla is a fast quad but to many little problem. Like vibration and mounts.

HE IS READY FOR A FEW MORE BRUISES TO TAKE HIS MIND OFF THE BRACES HE JUST GOT, NOT A HAPPY CAMPER

take him out riding, he'll forget about the braces. at least while he's riding.

That is a great looking quad brother

thanks Chuck, It was one of my first quads.

I assumed that. I was just talkin smack. Keeping the thread saturated with it.  ;D As far as the my 250, see sig. ;) The downside is that I changed sprockets for more acceleration since I mainly ride that quad in small places.  But on closed course it's quick.  It's way smaller than the zilla so I can throw it around.  -Mark

thats why they sell so many Blaster, Quick and light = FUN

that's definitely a great looking quad... glad to hear you upgraded to a lawn mower though  ;D.
I just went to 22" tires in the rear to stop the constant popping up in the front. It was terrible... I had to make sure I was pointed where I wanted to go coming out of corners cause it just stood up with all that torque. I'm going to change gearing a little not to get in the middle of where I was and where I am. But I should still have no prob with you 2 smokers  ;D

Yea  yea  yea  , Cain  your  a  punk. ;D ;D  JK. :D  Im  going  to  bed  and  watch  Iron Chef.    Be  back  later. :D       DS --------- Dirty  Sausage. :P

you guys still at it..  ;D