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Title: what do people think of you??????????
Post by: dreth on June 25, 2005, 12:50:31 PM
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An honest man was being tailgated by a

stressed out woman on a busy boulevard.

Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just

in front of him.

He did the right thing, stopping at the

crosswalk, even though he could have

beaten the red light by accelerating through

the intersection.

The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the

horn, screaming in frustration as she missed

her chance to get through the intersection,

dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a

tap on her window and looked up into the

face of a very serious police officer.

The officer ordered her to exit her car with

her hands up.

He took her to the police station where she

was searched, finger printed, photographed,

and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman

approached the cell and opened the door.

She was escorted back to the booking desk

where the arresting officer was waiting with

her personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You

see, I pulled up behind your car while you

were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy

in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at

him.

"I noticed the ' Choose Life' license plate holder,

the ' What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker,

the ' Follow Me to Sunday- School' bumper

sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian

fish emblem on the trunk.

Naturally... I assumed you had stolen the car."


Title: Re: what do people think of you??????????
Post by: SlowPoking400ex on June 25, 2005, 02:46:30 PM
hahahaha thats funny dude!


Title: Re: what do people think of you??????????
Post by: Honda328i on June 25, 2005, 03:07:40 PM
That's a good one.  One good reason why I only have a FOX sticker on my wheels.  ;D


Title: Re: what do people think of you??????????
Post by: Mrs.Nightbreed on June 25, 2005, 06:11:00 PM
That was good  ;D


Title: Re: what do people think of you??????????
Post by: Ida_Mann on June 25, 2005, 08:40:41 PM
hehehehe, that's a good one.

but I confess,,,,guilty every now and then.

Id@


Title: Re: what do people think of you??????????
Post by: stump66 on June 25, 2005, 09:17:26 PM
GOOD ONE DUDE!!  HOPE ITS TRUE  ???


Title: Re: what do people think of you??????????
Post by: KXKID on June 26, 2005, 06:01:14 PM
ha ha ha ha ha..........
but iz it true?  ???


Title: Re: what do people think of you??????????
Post by: wheelie_boy on June 26, 2005, 07:11:13 PM
Lmao!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: what do people think of you??????????
Post by: TRX350_On_The_Rack on June 27, 2005, 10:12:20 AM
funny  ;D


Title: Re: what do people think of you??????????
Post by: YFZ450AndyH on June 27, 2005, 01:16:54 PM
LOL!!!


Title: Re: what do people think of you??????????
Post by: bigscrub79 on June 27, 2005, 07:00:39 PM
LMAO thats the truth.


Title: Re: what do people think of you??????????
Post by: Chuck_Norris on June 27, 2005, 11:48:11 PM
Lets see I have been call an extreme right winger and a Jesus Freak. cool...
In the fine words of VANSANT
"I'd rather be hated for who I am then loved for who I am not"
I have no problem telling you I find myself getting into the flesh from time to time I find myself wanting to  express my true feelings or lash out at someones indignation but there is a point at which time you have to ask yourself is this the right thing to do. and is it really worth it


Title: Re: what do people think of you??????????
Post by: TRX350_On_The_Rack on June 28, 2005, 08:24:08 AM
Lets see I have been call an extreme right winger and a Jesus Freak. cool...
In the fine words of VANSANT
"I'd rather be hated for who I am then loved for who I am not"
I have no problem telling you I find myself getting into the flesh from time to time I find myself wanting to  express my true feelings or lash out at someones indignation but there is a point at which time you have to ask yourself is this the right thing to do. and is it really worth it

 ??? ??? ???   All I saw was a joke. What did I miss here. Did someone post something about Chuck that was deleted?


Title: Re: what do people think of you??????????
Post by: dreth on June 28, 2005, 09:21:28 AM
chuck was just responding to the post! i dont think you missed anything