Title: Dumb Bird. Post by: mrbones on May 01, 2009, 12:58:09 PM I found this on my door step this morning. It's still there being devoured by red ants. Was it left by an animal or did it fly into the door killing itself?
Title: Re: Dumb Bird. Post by: D33411 on May 01, 2009, 03:05:52 PM You better have an alibi, Mister! ewwwwwwwwww
Title: Re: Dumb Bird. Post by: MOTOCROSS MAVERICK on May 01, 2009, 03:42:28 PM Did you try to chalk line the bird like the police? :P
Title: Re: Dumb Bird. Post by: mrbones on May 01, 2009, 03:47:07 PM I should and also tape off the crime scene.
Title: Re: Dumb Bird. Post by: mrbones on May 01, 2009, 04:30:58 PM I added a poll. Lets see some answers here. I demand justice.
I just buried the poor fella in the yard. Title: Re: Dumb Bird. Post by: gery350 on May 01, 2009, 11:07:27 PM livin in miami i could tell you exactly what happened.
thats looks like some real bad cuban voodoo, whatever you do dont touch it. oh its too late. ok heres what ya gotta do. go get a chicken, a goat, a cuban cigar and............ nevermind i'll do it for ya. bring me $10,000.00 i can make that bad joo-joo go away. i take paypal. Title: Re: Dumb Bird. Post by: mrbones on May 02, 2009, 11:00:34 AM Paypal sent.
:P Title: Re: Dumb Bird. Post by: trx#9 on May 02, 2009, 12:03:20 PM It was miss puss puss....
Title: Re: Dumb Bird. Post by: D33411 on May 02, 2009, 02:34:02 PM I think it was professor plum in the yard with a lead pipe!
And how did a beaver get to be an option? What kinda place are you running up there, Mister? Title: Re: Dumb Bird. Post by: mrbones on May 02, 2009, 03:14:26 PM Beaver have big teeth. Could be a transplant. You never know!
Title: Re: Dumb Bird. Post by: Da_Mtg_Man on May 03, 2009, 08:07:43 AM Beaver have big teeth. Could be a transplant. You never know! Not the beaver I am familiar with. just sayin Title: Re: Dumb Bird. Post by: D33411 on May 04, 2009, 03:32:33 PM Maybe they all have teeth and you just haven't been bitten yet. haha
Title: Re: Dumb Bird. Post by: KD 428 on May 04, 2009, 03:38:07 PM Theres only feathers left when my cats are done... lol seriously
Title: Re: Dumb Bird. Post by: caospop on May 04, 2009, 03:46:58 PM Beaver have big teeth. Could be a transplant. You never know! Not the beaver I am familiar with. just sayin :Clap.gif good one mike. I say it was a cat they love to show off there work. Title: Re: Dumb Bird. Post by: caospop on May 04, 2009, 03:48:56 PM And judging from the paint marks on the floor you did'nt do a good job painting that porch either huh????
Title: Re: Dumb Bird. Post by: mrbones on May 04, 2009, 03:50:44 PM Hey, I'm a good painter. That was lousy work done by the sellers of the house 5 years ago before I bought it. I can't get it off!
Title: Re: Dumb Bird. Post by: Mudneck on May 04, 2009, 04:17:42 PM Hey, I can't get it off! OK OK Go ahead it was worth the 3 day suspension ;) See yall Friday ;D Title: Re: Dumb Bird. Post by: Keeter on May 04, 2009, 07:25:00 PM And judging from the paint marks on the floor you did'nt do a good job painting that porch either huh???? Holly sh** That was wicked mean. :-[ Title: Re: Dumb Bird. Post by: Anoriginal on May 05, 2009, 01:26:13 PM Bird flu?
Title: Re: Dumb Bird. Post by: m0n0x1d3 on May 05, 2009, 02:23:07 PM Since only the breast is missing it may have been another bird or depending where you live it may also be a bobcat.
Title: Re: Dumb Bird. Post by: D33411 on May 07, 2009, 07:49:17 AM Well, at least the beaver is in the clear!
Title: Re: Dumb Bird. Post by: m0n0x1d3 on May 07, 2009, 09:00:12 AM We must protect the Beaver at all cost!!!!! >:D
Title: Re: Dumb Bird. Post by: Da_Mtg_Man on May 07, 2009, 12:29:51 PM Well, at least the beaver is in the clear! lol.... For now anyways. ;D Title: Re: Dumb Bird. Post by: m0n0x1d3 on May 07, 2009, 12:56:12 PM I myself like clear beavers >:D
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