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Well Saturday Mr McFairy showed up to the race with out his quad after talking all that smack about gettin whoopin Brady. Can you believe that he showed up with out his quad thinking he would get out of it that easy. No way. Well we found him a quad to race. Now I have to give him some credit he jumped right on it and got in a few practice laps.

On the line I had to put a little fear in him and line up right on top of him, I was so close to him you could not put a sheet of paper between us, he just looked over at me like I was nuts, I had to do that just to distract him so Brady could pull his kill switch. After that I backed up and moved over to give him some room. Needless to say once that flag dropped I never seen Mr.McFairy until after Jody popped his motor with 2 laps to go, I then looked back to see McFairy a half a lap back.

  Moral of the story: Never leave your own quad at home! ;D

yea, or never trust people you know. ;D

or peach pickers........

This is how I saw it .....The track was fast....
....great racing all day I saw Kyle pass my boy Travis in the air
going into a right turn....the the flat track came in pretty good for the main.
I had a GREAT DAY racin against BW on TT & all the fast flat trackin Sat. nite

or people that think white wheels are in "style".... :M b:r

Yes Wayne is correct I showed up without my quad because Brady sent me a P.M. before the race so none of you could see it on here and explained that he was not able to race at night due to a "farm bureau meeting he had to attend". We had the trailer full or real Men's racing Motorcycles meaning 2 wheels and left the quad at home. The reason Brady could not race at night had nothing to do with the farm bureau because as you all know Brady is in the land development business and not farming. After a little research I was able to determine what the word "farm' actually stands for in Brady's world (Fags Against Regular Men) and yep you guessed it Brady is the President of this Little secret hidden Ocala club.

After Brady realized I knew about his hidden world he decided to stage a single heat race were he rallied all of his little boyfriends including Wayne & Jody to do there best job of trying to intimidate me on the starting line. Guess what boys I have lined up against much tougher competition and never sweated one drop so when you guys lined up next to me I just said yeah baby lets get it on, now I must admit I was a little surprised when Brady reached over and touched my private area just before the light turned green and then he pulled out of the line up so you could line up behind me on my bumper but keep in mind that whatever kind of activities (Wayne, Brady & Jody) do after the races with each other are not in my play book if you know what I mean. I am a happily married man and have no interest in joining the "FARM" club.

All of the smack talk will stop when I show up on May 16 to school you boys in the Vet class on how to ride TT with my own bone stk little 450 Yammy. I also have several items that will be used/worn on the lowest finishing machine & rider for the 2nd heat and of course the final plus we will agree on a canned statement that will be read on the microphone immediately after the cool down lap.

Wayne-thanks for getting me the ron wood intake system

Good Luck to all
Shawn the ATV stud McNary 8)

Sheesh, now Brady has bought the FARM. All this smack talk about riding quads and being fast on them. I think since you all need 2 extra wheels to race that you should look in the mirror before you toss out something like "fairy". Studs race what God has intended a MAN should ride, i.e. if it has handle bars it should be a motorcycle. 4 wheels are meant to have a steering wheel and a rollcage around you butt. But, hey, if you'll ride a quad I guess you'll ride just about anything from the FARM.  ;D

For the record. Although mofo might be my hero. I am not his follower (at least for now)......except in heat two last Saturday.........I do believe that in the final.....mofo was following me. Now, the fact that my bike is 3 times bigger than his.......is a minor technicality  :)

There is a reason that everyone is trying to get into the vintage class..........VINTAGE RULES!!!!!!

 

    Sounds like it might be time to have a "King Of The Mountain" grudge match...the fastest two wheeler against the fastest 4 wheeler! ;D

mountain in Florida?

ooooo... that sounds dangerous! the 2 wheeler might get rundover. :-\  im down if thier down! 8)

Hey Richard, Jeff let me ride his 500.00 Rat Class bike last Sunday.
You wanna race? You on your 500cc & me on a 250cc rat racer at the next race?
I'm Going to pratice this Sunday if you want your whippin early!

    Sounds like it might be time to have a "King Of The Mountain" grudge match...the fastest two wheeler against the fastest 4 wheeler!

Lets do it, I say we bring out the radar gun and make it part of a 3 way battle: top speed, fastest lap time of the flat track & the fastest lap time on the TT. Whoever the lucky riders are which should be voted on by a panel of our peers have to ride the same bike and have to do the laps on the same day or same night. I'm not sure about my fellow 2 wheels Brothers but I am ok with riding against the fastest quad guy on the track at the same time. I am also up for riding the track backwards for the fastest set of lap times Quad or Bike.

I am almost certain that Rick Dugan brought out a radar gun sometime last yr but I can't remember the speed or if a Motorcycle or Quad was the fastest?

S.M.

No problem racing against a quad on the flat track. Am not the fastest two wheeler and I don t do TT yet.. but........sounds like fun. Maybe I can hang with the B or C quad riders!! Which I am guessing is Brady & Rick  ;)

 8) ya know shawn all this smack talk is just a bunch of people who are just jelious of your skill. i've seen a lot of racers and you are one of the best. watching and riding (behind) you has made me a better racer.

you should give lessons

#38 nate

Sounds like we have a plan.

Ah shawn has another follower.

Lets do it.

 :o  ya you have to be a follower if ya can;t pass him !!

#38 nate

Dugan, you really want to be shown the way around the track? I'll tell ya what, if Jeff is up to it I'll let you ride mine and I'll ride the 250 and then we can see what you're made of. I think he said he had some training wheels for those who ride quads. I think I'll have to come down and see if you can ride two wheels.

I am in! I had the best time on the rat bike last Sunday.
Two wheels is way more technical than four.Practice is tomorrow I can't wait.
And I don't see any other Four wheel racers getting two wheels but.....
Rick Dugan & my son Erick. This goes the same way for the two wheel racers
no one but Skinny. Ward,you must have missed "2007 Exstream Flat track Champion"
                                                                         #71 Rick Dugan

Richard. I ain't scared of sh!t, you remember USMC vs US Air Force
I won't have no problem with you my friend. Than after on two wheels
you find any quad to ride and I will smoke on a 200cc blaster.Whats up!!!

 just another one hit wonder Rick. From what I heard. Nobody showed up in 07. So that must mean you beat Brady. Quite a claim to fame......I do have to be honest though. I am the 08 vintage champion.....of 14 riders of which only 6 to 8 ever showed up at any given race. as you would say....I'm with you bro'
"Exstream Champion" ?.......does that mean you caught a trout while racing?......now that is worth bragging about!!!!

Hey Rick or Brady
If there is practice on the 10th. Am thinking about coming up and trying a few things. My wife will be in south florida with a girlfriend of hers so I will be a bachelor that weekend. Offer is still good if you want to try your skillz on the beast (twin). gotta man up though  :)  Would be cool to take a few laps on a quad.

So I can't spell to well....But I can go fast turning left...and as I remember in 07 the Vet was all together not split like now.
The season was all year and I won the championship on a stock trail bike. Fellow racers putting mad money in thier 450 to try and
catch the raptor. Then I didn't race1racein 08 came back in 09 and the first race this year finished 3rd TT and 1st on flat track.
No one hit wonder here bro, can't wait to see you on four wheels. RD

Ward, if the weather holds out no rain at the end of next week I can go out there.
I always could use your knowledge about getting around the track on two wheels.

 :D i can show you how to high side and crash real bad!!

#38 nate

just teasing on the one hit. I wasn t even around in 07 and spent most of it rehabbing after totalling a Harley. Am blessed to be alive and able to race respectfully. Last thing I need is a jarhead mad at me  ;). I was at that flat track of yours and we were all talking......."Where the hell did Rick come from" Hadn t ever seen you race all year.....and came out kick'n butt..........As far as knowledge......got a little....not alot Learning more every time I race..... Don t ride a two wheeler in the rain.....thats the latest thing I have learned.

I knew you were joking, still don't see any other quad or MC racers trying the other.
Pat Spahn did it earlier this year so it looks like it will just be me and Mr.Skinny.
Richard's scared to get on something that will exceed 50mph at the T-Bowl!!!
I have used the radar gun on EVERYTHING that has done laps here.......
Sorry 2 wheelers none of you not even the #1 single plate holder or Kenny Coolbeath
could hang with our Pro-Am class 2 seconds a laps & 6-10mph the quads are faster.

Rick, ah, Dugan, that's it. You know you have it good when the comp fades or breaks so you can win one.
I was there when Coolbeth rented the track. As far as I can tell, Dugan never, I mean NEVER made it around that track in 18 seconds. Not saying I have, but I did learn a couple of things watching him tour the track.
I am ready to "Man up" and try kickin' your arse in a grudge match race or out on a practice day so you don't get embarrassed where no one will see. I'd not get too much of a kick watching them laugh and point at ya.

By the way, is Brady afraid of 2 wheels?

Brady isn't afraid of anything..... Ever.



Remember that ladies.......

Is that a reminder to yourself that you're not afraid of the women?

I would like to back up because I was wrong. There has been two other quad raceres that have tried a M/C.....
Lisa Cabana raced one night and Megan Edwards rode on Sunday. I am just out there to have fun and get more people
comming to the T-Bowl. Oh and by the way Megan rode out on the bike and Brady well....he just loaded his quad and
he passed on his attempt on a M/C.

I have offered Brady the opportunity to ride the exact same bike I ride whenever he wants but he runs and hides like a school girl at the thought of manning up to 2 wheels. Unless Brady has another "Farm Bureau" meeting this sat he should sign up for the Amateur class and ride my bike.

This offer goes out to Wayne or Rick as well but my bet is Rick will be the first to man up and actually ride it. Wayne will probably have to escort Brady to the "Farm Bureau" meeting.

Anyway you ladies are going to get schooled again by the super fast skinny mofo in the Vet class on sat for the TT races. I predict Brady is going to look really cute in the pink accessories I picked up at the dollar store for the biggest loser!!!!

Shawn the ATV & Motorcycle Flat Track STUD

You losers can talk all the trash you want. I just got no interest in ridin a motorcycle. I will give Dugan some props, he has been doin pretty good on the bike and seems to have fun doin it.

The green rocket is ready to hand out a$$ whippins, so come get some Scrawny

Green Rocket? What happen you bought a yamaha with green plastics? ;)

Ok MOFO
   You know I got your back on this quad thing.............but in looking at the points board, you are the only smack talker that has not logged a Win (in quads). Rick, Brady, Gulley, Toney all have wins and Rick is the only one with 2 wins. Not counting April 25th which is not posted yet. You talk about schooling........there is a saying that....."Those that can t do.....Teach"........I know that is not he case......Need to show all of them... who the real SHERIFF in town is. I will be watching for cheaters on the startinig line. They know they can t win without cheating. If they thought they could.....they wouldn t even try.

just saying

Gotta bring home the GOLD!!!!!

DISCLAIMER: the above information was taken from the SDTA website for flat track. These results do not reflect actual standings or results for TT racing

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The only time the green rocket is handing out a$$ whippins is when you aren't on it.!  :-* ;D

I'm glad all you motorcycle guys have a new TT hero. You can all get together Saturday afternoon and congratulate him on his mid pack finish. The top four will be me, Dugan, Kohler, & Tad so the best Scrawny can look forward to is 5th.... assuming he doesn't have some "mystery" mechanical problem on the starting line again. Also, don't forget there's some new riders coming to run the +30 class, and they are supposedly pretty fast. Should be interesting...... 

 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Justin... you couldn't have set him up any better!

In his defense... the bike is wrecked because of me, and I'll never sit on another Kawi again, and couldn't be more happy that I didn't buy one! It's ruined racing for me this weekend, and I'll never forgive Kawi for it. They should be black and blue... not green.

His not being able to race though... that's all on him! Too bad... he's just starting to get really fast, and now he'll be taking notes from the sidelines. I hope those notes are better then the ones your taking at school!

He does get beat by a girl, but... he is 16, and I think he is a step ahead of all of us on this one. I'm sure he rides behind the girl in order to enjoy the view. Just stop staying behind her, and make sure to beat her to the finish line... side note: that's when they wave the black and white flag... not the white only flag!

yes jody you are right i will be taking notes from the sideline, i think the notes ill be taking are for brady, to let him know all the spots where mofo can pass him!  ;)

which is pretty much anywhere on the track including from the START!!!!!

blah blah blah.... you ladies need a hobby....  ;)

Sounds like all this "psyche smack talk" is getting to Brady. I don't think I've ever seen him at a loss for words.
On that note, I'll take you up on your offer to try and dethrone you supposed fast guys on 4 wheels, that is if I can find a ride. At least on flat-tracking. I've ridden those "bikes" with training wheels. I think if you want to really silence all these trash talkers, Brady, you'll have to do it on 2 wheels as well as 4. I seem to remember some company making training wheels for motorcycles. I'll even let you ride my Honda race bike, that way you'll not be able to say something about reliability! :) I do remember an earlier post on this thread you saying something about not being afraid of nothing. I know, you don't have a set of those "girly-man" TLD jersey or pants! ;D

Do we really need to say anymore. Good thing Brady looks good in pink.

"Shawn the ATV & Motorcycle Flat Track STUD" did have a dominate day. Overall I believe he came home with 4 - 1st place finishes. Was hoping for a dogfight  in the TT final when Brady came from 6th or 7th to 3rd in a flash and was challenging Shawn for position, then got tangled up somehow with another rider. I let Shawn win the first two heats in vintage flat track and was setting him up for defeat in the final (just like last race) until the rain gods showed up. Consider yourself lucky this time Scrawny.....I mean Hero  :)

Ward

 8) well you guys do know that me and chuck are the rain gods and since we were the only ones with balls enough to ride the big slick we of coarse got first and second in the vintage final!!

hey were just practicing for when our speedway bikes show up!!

#38 nate

I'm good with that. I'll be the guy with no balls and able to race next week. Have to admit, it was very entertaining watching you and chipmunk fly around the track, chuck was dirt track'n thru turn 4. Even though you both fell....and am glad not hurt.....was very entertaining

I had a great time Saturday. I hope you all understand why I called the race.
Ward, I think you could have got Skinny in the main. I had fun on the bike even though
I got beat by a female but by half the track.....I need more practice and a better bike I am looking
so stay tuned. Oh, BW got turned around all by himself in the main spun out and stopped right in the
racing line....but he was coming up on you Skinny very quickly so don't get all stoked with this one I'll be alittle concerned
about the next race remember we have keys & I know that I am going to do lots of laps between now and the next race.
RD

could have?...... Please.....Am sure you have seen that Nascar commercial with the kid running Wallace into the wall at everything.......remote boats, shopping carts, go karts etc........its like that......." I never said I wouldn t have a beer with Scrawny"....but when he is on the track in "MY" class......he's got to go or get the hell out of my way!!!!

As far as being beat by a girl, happened to me alot. the girl ended up pro later on in life. so you just never know who you might be racing against. I would rather get beat by a girl than Scrawny. This is the first time Team McScrawny has beat me in Vintage this year and they had to do it on a rain technicality. In the first heat I was 2nd and catching him fast after starting from the OUTSIDE of the BACK row. Second heat we were 1st & 2nd off the start and  I challenged him SIDE BY SIDE all the way thru turn 1 and 2 and then some and then kicked back to watch his line..........he would have been TOAST in the final

just say'n

Ward Jones
#66Q
2008 SDTA Vintage State Champion
VINTAGE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bro, I see it the same way. Racin with Skinny & BW and not wanting to lose to either one of them
is plenty motivation for me. I need WAY more practice on the bike, but I had fun & want more.

I have no idea where all that attitude came from  :) GO MOFO!!!!!!

except in Vintage!!!

VINTAGE RULES!!!!!