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Title: Classified Ads Post by: stgsali on April 19, 2009, 09:00:42 AM Classifieds These classifieds actually ran in a Minneapolis newspaper - a smile for your day... FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER . 8-years old. Hateful little bastadge. Bites! FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES.. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog..able to leap tall fences in a single bound. FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby. GEORGIA PEACHES California grown - 89 cents/lb. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. And the best one?: FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything. Title: Re: Classified Ads Post by: D33411 on April 19, 2009, 09:21:06 AM Ok...these couldn't have run in the Minneapolis newspaper. I was from MN and there is nooooooo way you could be a nudist in the winter! Things would freeze off. But it is funny as hell. Dawn
Title: Re: Classified Ads Post by: yfz450runner on April 19, 2009, 12:43:03 PM Very funny!! :T :Clap.gif
Title: Re: Classified Ads Post by: D33411 on April 19, 2009, 01:01:20 PM Oops...I didn't see this was a child's board. Let me change that to h-e-double toothpicks. Sorry.
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