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Title: mexican maid Post by: big-daddy on January 05, 2009, 08:27:48 PM A mexican maid asked the lady of the house for a pay increase. The lady was very upset about his and asked, "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria replied, "Well senora, there are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you." "Who said you iron better than me?" "Your husband said so." "Oh, And the second reason?" Maria said, "The second is that I am a better cook then you." "Nonsense! Who said you are a better cook than me?" "Your husband did." "Oh. And the third reason?" Maria said, "I am a better lover than you." By now the lady was furious and demanded, "Did my husband say that as well?" "No senora, the gardener did!" Title: Re: mexican maid Post by: Muddbuggy on January 05, 2009, 08:49:33 PM oops :o
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