Title: The big question Post by: IXIswamperIXI on October 27, 2008, 10:24:40 AM A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed
reading when the wife looks over at him and asks THE question. WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don' t you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do. " WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again. " WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house. " WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new. " WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do" WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND : "No, I'm sure she'd want her own. " WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you? HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times. " WIFE: "Would she use m y clubs? HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed. " WIFE: -- silence .................. ...... HUSBAND: " Sh*t. " |