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Title: now that's funny!! Post by: apkkfx400 on June 06, 2005, 03:05:02 PM >WHY AM I MARRIED?
>You have two choices in life: >You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were >dead. > > >At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you Wearing >your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong >man." > > >A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: >"Husband Wanted" >Next day she received a hundred letters. >They all said the same thing: >"You can have mine." > > >When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to >let her keep him. > > >A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is Finished. > > >A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get >married?" Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying." > > >A young son asked,"Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man >doesn't Know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens >in every country, son." > > >Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was >until I got married, and by then, it was too late." > > >Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. >If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every >word you say -- talk in your sleep. > > >Just think, if it wasn't for marriage, men would go through life >thinking they had no faults at all. > > >First guy says, "My wife's an angel!" >Second guy remarks, "You're lucky. Mine's still alive." > > >AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!! >A Woman's Prayer >Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man , to love and to >forgive him, and for Patience, for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray >for Strength, I'll just beat him to death Title: Re: now that's funny!! Post by: wheelie_boy on June 06, 2005, 07:29:51 PM LOL LOL LOL LOL hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahha. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D those are hilarious. Thanxs for posting that.
Title: Re: now that's funny!! Post by: strtrcr06 on June 06, 2005, 09:42:02 PM lol :D
Title: Re: now that's funny!! Post by: bigsteve on June 06, 2005, 10:36:49 PM ;D
Title: Re: now that's funny!! Post by: klutchbuster400 on June 07, 2005, 03:26:05 AM ahahahahahahahahah hahahahahaha lmao hahahaha d@mn that schit is funny, hahaha good one haha
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