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Title: What to do if someone broke into your house Post by: shogun323 on October 20, 2008, 12:10:04 PM Democrat's
Answer : Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? How did he get in? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier neighborhood to discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus. ................................................ .................................................. ... Republican's Answer: BANG! .................................................. .................................................. .. Redneck's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! BANG! BANG ! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hydrashocks?! ' Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!' Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist'. Title: Re: What to do if someone broke into your house Post by: TRX450R_Racer on October 20, 2008, 12:25:31 PM Why more political garbage?? ???
Title: Re: What to do if someone broke into your house Post by: VForcedave on October 20, 2008, 12:26:29 PM Why not? ::)
Why more political garbage?? ??? Title: Re: What to do if someone broke into your house Post by: shogun323 on October 20, 2008, 01:36:41 PM Why more political garbage?? ??? HA. Ya know I didnt even think about that. I try to ignore most of the political threads. Title: Re: What to do if someone broke into your house Post by: trx#9 on October 20, 2008, 01:58:28 PM Are you saying that a redneck is a independent?
Title: Re: What to do if someone broke into your house Post by: shogun323 on October 20, 2008, 02:08:46 PM Are you saying that a redneck is a independent? Hmmmm..... You answered a question with a question. You must be a democrat!!! LOL!!!!! Title: Re: What to do if someone broke into your house Post by: trx#9 on October 20, 2008, 02:17:18 PM You answered a question with a question. No I didn't..... Title: Re: What to do if someone broke into your house Post by: shogun323 on October 20, 2008, 02:27:02 PM You answered a question with a question. No I didn't..... Pardon me. I should have said you responded with a question. You must be a democrat. Title: Re: What to do if someone broke into your house Post by: trx#9 on October 20, 2008, 04:26:03 PM Your post are worthless, you must be a redneck.
Title: Re: What to do if someone broke into your house Post by: z400250 on October 20, 2008, 05:21:56 PM Your post are worthless, you must be a redneck. I thought it was funny and true so it wasn't worthless. I'm proud to be a well armed redneck that will fill any a**hole that breaks into my house full of lead to make sure that the piece of s**t don't live to break in anyone else's house ever again!!!!!!!!! Title: Re: What to do if someone broke into your house Post by: TRXASAURUS on October 20, 2008, 07:57:06 PM bahhhhhhhh funny stuff
bang (im a good shot) Title: Re: What to do if someone broke into your house Post by: shogun323 on October 20, 2008, 08:06:51 PM Your post are worthless, you must be a redneck. Perhaps you have trouble reading them because I use proper English. Next time try something like: Your post is worthless, you must be a redneck. OR Your posts are worthless, you must be a redneck. Title: Re: What to do if someone broke into your house Post by: AintSkeered on October 20, 2008, 08:21:05 PM BANG! Then, the job ain't done until I slice off his head and defecate down intruder's neck!
Title: Re: What to do if someone broke into your house Post by: Southern4x4 on October 20, 2008, 08:35:44 PM OBAMA:*pulls detenation cord and blows himself and the intruder up*
Title: Re: What to do if someone broke into your house Post by: trx#9 on October 20, 2008, 09:38:45 PM Your post are worthless, you must be a redneck. Perhaps you have trouble reading them because I use proper English. Next time try something like: Your post is worthless, you must be a redneck. OR Your posts are worthless, you must be a redneck. Nothing like diverting the question by becoming a manifest, my impetuous friend. ;) Title: Re: What to do if someone broke into your house Post by: shogun323 on October 20, 2008, 09:44:34 PM To answer your question, obviously I am not saying rednecks are independants.
Clearly you have nothing better to do than troll. (http://shallmakenolaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/toughguy.jpg) Title: Re: What to do if someone broke into your house Post by: trx#9 on October 20, 2008, 09:55:15 PM To answer your question, obviously I am not saying rednecks are independants. How did you get my high school picture from? I was a lot tougher back then.... :RClearly you have nothing better to do than troll. ([url]http://shallmakenolaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/toughguy.jpg[/url]) Shogun, don't get them panties bunched up to tight. :D Title: Re: What to do if someone broke into your house Post by: shogun323 on October 20, 2008, 10:08:04 PM You should know me better. I am not wearing any panties!!!!
Title: Re: What to do if someone broke into your house Post by: MedicMudder on October 20, 2008, 10:28:18 PM If someone breaks into my house,the only thing left to say is "The body is lying over here Detective" "I dont know how he was"
Title: Re: What to do if someone broke into your house Post by: MudMan on October 21, 2008, 10:35:08 AM To answer your question, obviously I am not saying rednecks are independants. Clearly you have nothing better to do than troll. ([url]http://shallmakenolaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/toughguy.jpg[/url]) LMAO Title: Re: What to do if someone broke into your house Post by: MudPuppy on October 23, 2008, 01:15:09 PM I think it should be a BANG inside of a BANG from the double barreled 12gauge shotgun my daddy has next to his bed... That's how he would solve it. Haha
Title: Re: What to do if someone broke into your house Post by: backwoods boy on October 23, 2008, 01:59:27 PM OBAMA:*pulls detenation cord and blows himself and the intruder up* lmao in that case i hope someone breaks in his house but why is trx9 saying redneck like its a bad thing ???Title: Re: What to do if someone broke into your house Post by: trx#9 on October 23, 2008, 02:22:55 PM OBAMA:*pulls detenation cord and blows himself and the intruder up* lmao in that case i hope someone breaks in his house but why is trx9 saying redneck like its a bad thing ???Title: Re: What to do if someone broke into your house Post by: Anoriginal on October 23, 2008, 02:31:01 PM OBAMA:*pulls detenation cord and blows himself and the intruder up* lmao in that case i hope someone breaks in his house but why is trx9 saying redneck like its a bad thing ???Hell, I'm a lesbian black woman born in Mexico with an Asian Mom and a Black Father. :D Title: Re: What to do if someone broke into your house Post by: EigerGuy on October 23, 2008, 04:58:59 PM If someone breaks into my house,the only thing left to say is "The body is lying over here Detective" "I dont know how he was" sounds good to me, take care of the problem then ask questions later Title: Re: What to do if someone broke into your house Post by: AintSkeered on October 27, 2008, 01:40:33 PM http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3AYG4y5et5g&feature=bz301
http://crane4president.com/ Title: Re: What to do if someone broke into your house Post by: Da_Mtg_Man on October 27, 2008, 02:21:30 PM I love Denny Crane. He makes that show hilarious.
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