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Title: Sometimes renting makes far more sense. Post by: Rare Earth Rider on August 22, 2008, 04:58:22 PM The mathematics on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows: After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time. This is Heather. On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything! This is Kristen. Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million). Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees. Sometimes renting makes far more sense. Title: Re: Sometimes renting makes far more sense. Post by: TRX450R_Racer on August 22, 2008, 08:41:44 PM Nice!!
Title: Re: Sometimes renting makes far more sense. Post by: Da_Mtg_Man on August 23, 2008, 05:28:45 AM Makes sense to me. I'm filing tomorrow. ;D
Title: Re: Sometimes renting makes far more sense. Post by: Shotgun on August 25, 2008, 07:52:22 PM Unreal
Title: Re: Sometimes renting makes far more sense. Post by: zman03 on August 26, 2008, 08:42:45 PM you gotta admit the #s add up in the end, he is right cause all you guys out there dont really think your woman is with you for love! I have always said it they will be with you as long as its convinient or till the money runs out!, dont get me wrong cause I cant live with them and sure cant live without them!
Title: Re: Sometimes renting makes far more sense. Post by: Anoriginal on August 26, 2008, 08:51:53 PM I have to say, I consider myself one of the lucky ones. My wife's been with me through thick and thin. She's hung in there when we had absolutely nothing, and I do mean nothing. I'm talking, no money for groceries, no a/c, no gas, no shite...lol.
She's a keeper for sure! Title: Re: Sometimes renting makes far more sense. Post by: trx#9 on August 26, 2008, 09:29:42 PM I have to say, I consider myself one of the lucky ones. My wife's been with me through thick and thin. She's hung in there when we had absolutely nothing, and I do mean nothing. I'm talking, no money for groceries, no a/c, no gas, no shite...lol. Sure, we all know you chained her in the basement during that period. :R :RShe's a keeper for sure! I might have to do that with mine if work doesn't pick up. :D Title: Re: Sometimes renting makes far more sense. Post by: Anoriginal on August 26, 2008, 11:20:09 PM I have to say, I consider myself one of the lucky ones. My wife's been with me through thick and thin. She's hung in there when we had absolutely nothing, and I do mean nothing. I'm talking, no money for groceries, no a/c, no gas, no shite...lol. Sure, we all know you chained her in the basement during that period. :R :RShe's a keeper for sure! I might have to do that with mine if work doesn't pick up. :D Hey, no problem, I'll loan you the chains I used on my wife. After all, what are friends for? ;) Title: Re: Sometimes renting makes far more sense. Post by: trx#9 on August 27, 2008, 09:31:31 AM I have to say, I consider myself one of the lucky ones. My wife's been with me through thick and thin. She's hung in there when we had absolutely nothing, and I do mean nothing. I'm talking, no money for groceries, no a/c, no gas, no shite...lol. Sure, we all know you chained her in the basement during that period. :R :RShe's a keeper for sure! I might have to do that with mine if work doesn't pick up. :D Hey, no problem, I'll loan you the chains I used on my wife. After all, what are friends for? ;) Title: Re: Sometimes renting makes far more sense. Post by: Anoriginal on August 27, 2008, 11:42:30 AM I still use the muzzle on her. I'll send you the address of hte place I ordered her's from.
God I hope she never reads this. Title: Re: Sometimes renting makes far more sense. Post by: Able on August 27, 2008, 11:50:11 AM I must admit I was disappointed when I opened this thread :( I was hoping it was about houses so I could chime in with "that's why I rent my women by the hour" :D Oh well. ???
Title: Re: Sometimes renting makes far more sense. Post by: trx#9 on August 27, 2008, 11:54:01 AM I must admit I was disappointed when I opened this thread :( I was hoping it was about houses so I could chime in with "that's why I rent my women by the hour" :D Oh well. ??? Hour, what do you do with a hole hour. :dunno.gif Snuggle for 50 minutes after! ::)Title: Re: Sometimes renting makes far more sense. Post by: Able on August 27, 2008, 11:55:11 AM Hour, what do you do with a hole hour. :dunno.gif Snuggle for 50 minutes after! ::) LMAO I think that's the funniest, least offensive thing you've ever posted here. Title: Re: Sometimes renting makes far more sense. Post by: trx#9 on August 27, 2008, 11:58:21 AM Hour, what do you do with a hole hour. :dunno.gif Snuggle for 50 minutes after! ::) LMAO I think that's the funniest, least offensive thing you've ever posted here. |