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Title: Alimony....
Post by: Avalanche2082 on August 17, 2008, 10:09:34 PM
Hi, I was wondering if any of you have ever gotten divorced and gotten alimony from your wife? My wife and I are not getting along and she has always told me I don't need to work I am somewhat disabled but not enough to get disability, she will take care of me and she has, we have been together 10 years and married since Dec. 2007. I just can not stand to be around her anymore because of the things she has done to me. We also have another woman who lives with us and she is her girlfriend and my girlfriend if you get my drift. Now, is there any possibilty I could get alimony as she has supported me finacially. How much does a divorce cost what is the possibility of me getting any money, she owns all our assets. Any suggestions as to what to do. If some day she does become very sucessful and has a lot of money can she try to to take away my alimony if it was possible for me to get any. I need help!


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: Mudneck on August 17, 2008, 10:15:02 PM
E-mail me some pictures of the two of them togther & I will inform you of my opinion ;)


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: yfz122 on August 17, 2008, 10:18:02 PM
I don't understand what the problem is.


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: Avalanche2082 on August 17, 2008, 10:29:40 PM
Problem is I can't stand the woman. Shes betrayed me tomany times and I'm done with it.


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: trx#9 on August 17, 2008, 10:43:16 PM
Quit being lazy get a job, your free ride is over its time to be a man. :'(


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: Mudneck on August 18, 2008, 10:21:22 AM
WAH WAH WAH & how long you been having 3 somes...............

YOu want sympathy here..................

MOve on & get a life.YOu could alway make cd 's of them & sell them in the for sale section here 8)


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: VForcedave on August 18, 2008, 10:22:32 AM
Is she having an affair with the other women?? ::) I agree with Wacker, Take some video, post it up on here and see if we can help out.

You asked for it!


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: Anoriginal on August 18, 2008, 10:33:16 AM
I think I broke my leg after falling on the floor and laughing at this thread.


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: eldiablo64 on August 18, 2008, 10:53:26 AM
I'm an amateur videographer perhaps i can be of some assistance  ;)


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: TRX450R_Racer on August 18, 2008, 10:57:17 AM
This is getting better by the minute.



Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: AintSkeered on August 18, 2008, 11:05:04 AM
PM me your(I mean her) number and I'll give her a piece of my mind. ;)


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: Da_Mtg_Man on August 18, 2008, 11:30:10 AM
This is freaking hilarious.  I read the first post right after the thread was started and thought, "This is going to get good real quick"


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: yunt2ride on August 18, 2008, 12:30:55 PM
I think I broke my leg after falling on the floor and laughing at this thread.

Quick, check the lawbooks and see if you can sue her since you broke your leg reading a thread that her husband posted.  ;D


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: Mudneck on August 18, 2008, 02:02:00 PM
The only help your dumb ash needs is for you to figure out how to keep this from ending. If you cant stand the site of her,tell her to get on her hands & knees & you wont have to look at her face.

Is the GF cute? :o


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: Keeter on August 18, 2008, 03:27:40 PM
If  this thread is serious..then pictures of them or video.  Proof of infidelity is a good starting point. 

But if this a joke..girl on girl is hot unless they are ugly.  Especially if you are not included. 


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: gtnwood on August 18, 2008, 03:39:47 PM
If  this thread is serious..then pictures of them or video.  Proof of infidelity is a good starting point. 

But if this a joke..girl on girl is hot unless they are ugly.  Especially if you are not included. 
Well I'm sure if you ask nicely he might send ya video of himself, if it's that important to your fantasy >:D


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: 1FasterBlaster on August 18, 2008, 04:39:30 PM
  If I were you, I would shoot myself in the head. I know what it's like having to deal with two women at the same time. The bad part is, your not included? I think your not realizing what you have...you live with two women who are into it. You aren't...what, are you gay?
   Take some photo's and video and post them online and get a little satisfaction knowing your giving us something...because we can't do anything for you!!
   I wish my other girl would come back so I could keep living the fantasy I was living. Sorry, don't know if anyone can assist you with this problem. If their cute, tell them to PM me and I'll tell them to leave you alone!!


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: wilburz on August 18, 2008, 04:41:52 PM
if you have only been married for a year than the possibliity of you getting alimony are about the same as me, Pam Anderson and Britney Spears getting together for some fun! And why would you want to know how much it cost? Move out now, stay married for 10 more years and then get a divorce. Or go down to the court house and pay 450.00 and file.


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: backwoods boy on August 18, 2008, 05:15:00 PM
what makes you disabled not to put you down but theres alot of people who ''become'' disabled more mentally than physically so they dont sound lazy when in reality thats all thats wrong with em


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: trx#9 on August 18, 2008, 05:21:47 PM
Do they like to scissor. :spit.gif


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: Keeter on August 18, 2008, 05:53:00 PM
If  this thread is serious..then pictures of them or video.  Proof of infidelity is a good starting point. 

But if this a joke..girl on girl is hot unless they are ugly.  Especially if you are not included. 
Well I'm sure if you ask nicely he might send ya video of himself, if it's that important to your fantasy >:D

Depends..if your mom is in the video or not. :T


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: eldiablo64 on August 18, 2008, 06:55:19 PM
I could come to your house and <sofa peeky>  rolback1 rolback1


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: NYRAPTOR on August 18, 2008, 09:38:29 PM
Is this Bigfoot? ? ? man, everybody is on this site.


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: JackL on August 18, 2008, 11:00:11 PM
The funny part here is that he actually would get alimony. ;)


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: klutchbuster400 on August 18, 2008, 11:07:11 PM
Being with one girl for 10 years, I would think you knew what you were getting into when you married her, and to bring another girl into the mix, well thats just plain DUMB.


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: JackL on August 18, 2008, 11:23:39 PM
Being with one girl for 10 years, I would think you knew what you were getting into when you married her, and to bring another girl into the mix, well thats just plain DUMB.


Dumb, or pure genius? I guess it depends all on your orientation...


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: klutchbuster400 on August 18, 2008, 11:29:15 PM
Being with one girl for 10 years, I would think you knew what you were getting into when you married her, and to bring another girl into the mix, well thats just plain DUMB.


Dumb, or pure genius? I guess it depends all on your orientation...
Lol...
It seems one girl is enough trouble for him, banging two cant help his relationship.
Not to mention it doubles the risk of pregnancy  :o


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: JackL on August 18, 2008, 11:48:00 PM
Being with one girl for 10 years, I would think you knew what you were getting into when you married her, and to bring another girl into the mix, well thats just plain DUMB.


Dumb, or pure genius? I guess it depends all on your orientation...
Lol...
It seems one girl is enough trouble for him, banging two cant help his relationship.
Not to mention it doubles the risk of pregnancy  :o


With an attitude like that is it any wonder white people will be the minority by 2042!!!



Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: klutchbuster400 on August 19, 2008, 12:11:56 AM
Its not like I feel any remorse for him. Its his problem, he needs to fix it. If a real problem even exists.


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: JackL on August 19, 2008, 12:16:31 AM
Its not like I feel any remorse for him. Its his problem, he needs to fix it. If a real problem even exists.


Sounds like a troll post, but it was good for a few laughs anyway.



Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: Palmettobay_recon on August 19, 2008, 01:55:35 AM
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHA  rofl!!!


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: Avalanche2082 on August 19, 2008, 02:19:16 AM
I clearly see I'm not going to get any help here, Ive been with the wife for 10 years and girlfriend for 7 1/2 years, I don't want the party to end but if it does i don't want to have to work, call me lazy. Now how do i go about getting alimony if the time came? My wife will not let me work, therefore I will not. You all are just jealous because you don't have 2 women.


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: big-daddy on August 19, 2008, 07:01:20 AM
Let me guest...... You stay at home clean the house and cook dinner? then the girls come home and you get to watch 


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: BirdDog on August 19, 2008, 07:08:52 AM
i this cain/able  ;) ;)


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: JackL on August 19, 2008, 07:12:17 AM
I clearly see I'm not going to get any help here, Ive been with the wife for 10 years and girlfriend for 7 1/2 years, I don't want the party to end but if it does i don't want to have to work, call me lazy. Now how do i go about getting alimony if the time came? My wife will not let me work, therefore I will not. You all are just jealous because you don't have 2 women.

It sounds like you should buy a quad because clearly you need a hobby. Fishing is out because you suck at trolling. ;)



Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: JackL on August 19, 2008, 07:14:27 AM
i this cain/able  ;) ;)


LMAO, with a head as large as Cains this thread would be twelve pages long by now.
I suspect is is a much simpler member with a Sprint AirCard....or maybe wimax. ;)

ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: big-daddy on August 19, 2008, 07:26:06 AM
Maybe Mr Levitt?  But Mr Mom doesn't get any too, so their both losers.


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: yunt2ride on August 19, 2008, 08:16:49 AM
I clearly see I'm not going to get any help here, Ive been with the wife for 10 years and girlfriend for 7 1/2 years, I don't want the party to end but if it does i don't want to have to work, call me lazy. Now how do i go about getting alimony if the time came? My wife will not let me work, therefore I will not. You all are just jealous because you don't have 2 women.


Lets weigh this out. Stay home and does not have to work, Two women thats you are banging, Do what you want while they work and support you. I don't see a problem. The only MAN that would leave this scenario must like men.


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: Avalanche2082 on August 19, 2008, 11:54:31 AM
Lets get this straight I don't want this to end, I want it to keep going but 5 years or 10 or 20 or what wvwr I don't want to be in the unemployment line which I can't even get anyway because I've never worked. And no I don't do housework either, My wife works and has the career and the girlfriend is the homemaker, they are like my mom and dad and I sit around like the kid and get all the benefits.


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: renmus on August 19, 2008, 11:58:16 AM
What do you want to be when you grow up?   


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: klutchbuster400 on August 19, 2008, 11:58:33 AM
It sounds like you're just complaining on the net so you have something to do at home. You have a wife, and a girlfriend, and both tell you all you have to do is stay home and do nothing. I dont see how you got into this situation, but you must be packing to be in it.


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: TRX450R_Racer on August 19, 2008, 12:00:21 PM
I think Viagra will save the relationships!


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: JackL on August 19, 2008, 12:23:44 PM
I think Viagra will save the relationships!


Viagra can only help if your erection can clear your belly, and after seeing a picture of Avalanche2082 someone just sent me I can assure you it isn't the solution for this guy. Perhaps if he attached a 4' - 2x4 to his tool it could reach..

ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: Mudneck on August 19, 2008, 12:33:12 PM
It sounds like your wife & girlfriend caught you in the pool house doing the pool boy & now your scrambling trying to get paid because you dont like woman anymore.


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: NYRAPTOR on August 19, 2008, 01:00:09 PM
i would like to see what these 2 beauties look like. measurements? cup size, weight? age?  etc.....
then i think i can help.

sincererly, DR. ACULA


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: trx#9 on August 19, 2008, 01:58:43 PM
It sounds like your wife & girlfriend caught you in the pool house doing the pool boy & now your scrambling trying to get paid because you dont like woman anymore.
Maybe he perfers a puss with a handle.


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: Anoriginal on August 19, 2008, 02:06:13 PM
It sounds like your wife & girlfriend caught you in the pool house doing the pool boy & now your scrambling trying to get paid because you dont like woman anymore.
Maybe he perfers a puss with a handle.

 :o   rolback1


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: yunt2ride on August 19, 2008, 04:33:10 PM
Lets get this straight I don't want this to end, I want it to keep going but 5 years or 10 or 20 or what wvwr I don't want to be in the unemployment line which I can't even get anyway because I've never worked. And no I don't do housework either, My wife works and has the career and the girlfriend is the homemaker, they are like my mom and dad and I sit around like the kid and get all the benefits.

I think what I would do is not worry about tomorrow and live life to the fullest today.


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: HARRY-SACS on August 19, 2008, 04:43:49 PM
I tried two girls for awhile and I must say I had some rock solid abs back then. :o


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: rancher1 on August 19, 2008, 05:33:26 PM
I clearly see I'm not going to get any help here, Ive been with the wife for 10 years and girlfriend for 7 1/2 years, I don't want the party to end but if it does i don't want to have to work, call me lazy. Now how do i go about getting alimony if the time came? My wife will not let me work, therefore I will not. You all are just jealous because you don't have 2 women.

Must be gay a real man would deal with it....Unless there ugly then run... ;D


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: cheropride on August 19, 2008, 06:39:52 PM
Lets get this straight I don't want this to end, I want it to keep going but 5 years or 10 or 20 or what wvwr I don't want to be in the unemployment line which I can't even get anyway because I've never worked. And no I don't do housework either, My wife works and has the career and the girlfriend is the homemaker, they are like my mom and dad and I sit around like the kid and get all the benefits.

No let's get this straight....  You are so full of cow poop...  Obviously you just started a stupid thread to get something going...  Cuz there ain't no man in his right mind would come on a public forum and say this stupid stuff...  If it were true, plz, I would luv to speak w/your wife and so-called girlfriend...  Dude you are so full of it, cuz one of them by now would of ratted you out a long time ago....  Besides, if what you say was true, you are so slimy you would keep on going....  And stupid, u have one been married for a year, you ain't going to get no alimony....  GET A JOB, GET A LIFE, or I will see you sitting on a street corner asking for money....  OMG this is such a bull post, I mean come on, there are stupid people in the world but not this stupid...

Oh, and if this were true...
PS....  you committed adultery, which gives her GROUNDS for divorce...  Don't think the other female, that's living w/you, and playing house wife is going to give up her meal ticket for you....  Cuz if this were true, she is just as trashy as you.... 

My only advise....  Call Jerry Springer....

This is just a woman's point of view...  Oh BTW, watch your back, cuz there ain't nothing like a woman scorn.... 


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: big-daddy on August 19, 2008, 07:02:37 PM
Lets get this straight I don't want this to end, I want it to keep going but 5 years or 10 or 20 or what wvwr I don't want to be in the unemployment line which I can't even get anyway because I've never worked. And no I don't do housework either, My wife works and has the career and the girlfriend is the homemaker, they are like my mom and dad and I sit around like the kid and get all the benefits.

No let's get this straight....  You are so full of cow poop...  Obviously you just started a stupid thread to get something going...  Cuz there ain't no man in his right mind would come on a public forum and say this stupid stuff...  If it were true, plz, I would luv to speak w/your wife and so-called girlfriend...  Dude you are so full of it, cuz one of them by now would of ratted you out a long time ago....  Besides, if what you say was true, you are so slimy you would keep on going....  And stupid, u have one been married for a year, you ain't going to get no alimony....  GET A JOB, GET A LIFE, or I will see you sitting on a street corner asking for money....  OMG this is such a bull post, I mean come on, there are stupid people in the world but not this stupid...

Oh, and if this were true...
PS....  you committed adultery, which gives her GROUNDS for divorce...  Don't think the other female, that's living w/you, and playing house wife is going to give up her meal ticket for you....  Cuz if this were true, she is just as trashy as you.... 

My only advise....  Call Jerry Springer....

This is just a woman's point of view...  Oh BTW, watch your back, cuz there ain't nothing like a woman scorn.... 
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Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: cheropride on August 19, 2008, 07:26:06 PM
Thanks... Big Daddy ;)

All I have to add is he can't be this stupid....  Oh wait a minute, I smell a Skunk Ape....  :o


Title: Re: Alimony....
Post by: JackL on August 19, 2008, 08:27:05 PM
Lets get this straight I don't want this to end, I want it to keep going but 5 years or 10 or 20 or what wvwr I don't want to be in the unemployment line which I can't even get anyway because I've never worked. And no I don't do housework either, My wife works and has the career and the girlfriend is the homemaker, they are like my mom and dad and I sit around like the kid and get all the benefits.

No let's get this straight....  You are so full of cow poop...  Obviously you just started a stupid thread to get something going...  Cuz there ain't no man in his right mind would come on a public forum and say this stupid stuff...  If it were true, plz, I would luv to speak w/your wife and so-called girlfriend...  Dude you are so full of it, cuz one of them by now would of ratted you out a long time ago....  Besides, if what you say was true, you are so slimy you would keep on going....  And stupid, u have one been married for a year, you ain't going to get no alimony....  GET A JOB, GET A LIFE, or I will see you sitting on a street corner asking for money....  OMG this is such a bull post, I mean come on, there are stupid people in the world but not this stupid...

Oh, and if this were true...
PS....  you committed adultery, which gives her GROUNDS for divorce...  Don't think the other female, that's living w/you, and playing house wife is going to give up her meal ticket for you....  Cuz if this were true, she is just as trashy as you.... 

My only advise....  Call Jerry Springer....

This is just a woman's point of view...  Oh BTW, watch your back, cuz there ain't nothing like a woman scorn.... 


Adultery has no grounds in a Florida court. If she had been making all the money I believe he would get alimony. The man is accustomed to a standard of life and a way of living

I am not sure how the court could calculate the value of the second woman he will also be losing for fair rate of compensation. Perhaps they could use a percentage of current prostitute rates combined with...lol..lol, the law does work both ways from what I understand.