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Title: Bad Joke Post by: digginfool on June 17, 2008, 10:20:24 PM St. Peter is at the Pearly Gates checking up on the people waiting to enter Heaven.
He asks the next one in line, "So, who are you, and what did you do on Earth?" The fellow says, "I'm Barack Obama, and I was the first black to be elected President of the United States " St. Peter says, "The U.S.? A black President? You gotta be kidding me! When did this happen?" And Obama says (drum roll please), > > > > > > > "About twenty minutes ago." Title: Re: Bad Joke Post by: digginfool on June 17, 2008, 10:23:43 PM How the Fight Started
I rear-ended a car, this morning, on my way to work. So there we were, standing alongside the road, steam rolling from my punctured radiator, and slowly the other driver got out of his car. And you know how sometimes you just get sooo-stressed-out that real-life stuff seems to get really funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... The other driver was a DWARF, only about 3 feet tall! So, he storms over to my car, looks up at me, and loudly proclaims, "I AM NOT HAPPY!" So, I looked down at him and said, "Okay, well, which one are you then?" And THAT'S when the fight started. Title: Re: Bad Joke Post by: Fox17 on June 17, 2008, 11:08:55 PM lmao
Title: Re: Bad Joke Post by: FoxHondaRider on June 17, 2008, 11:38:24 PM lol thats good
Title: Re: Bad Joke Post by: Slick89 on June 18, 2008, 01:57:36 AM lol nice!!! rolback1
Title: Re: Bad Joke Post by: GrizzlyGator on June 18, 2008, 07:12:49 AM could we please keep the joke telling to the JOKE section.....this is getting ridiculous ::)
sooo...anyway A man walks in a bank, gets in line and when it was his turn, pulls out a gun and robs the bank! Just to make sure he leaves no witnesses, he turns around and asks the next customer in line, "Did you see me rob this bank The customer replies, "Well, Yes I did!!" The bank robber raises his gun and shoots the man dead. He quickly moves to the next customer in line and says to the man, "Did you see me rob the bank?" The man calmly responds, "No, but my wife did!" Title: Re: Bad Joke Post by: NYRAPTOR on June 18, 2008, 07:18:22 AM i had a dream i was a muffler.
i woke up exhausted. Title: Re: Bad Joke Post by: big-daddy on June 18, 2008, 07:54:39 AM i had a dream i was a muffler. i woke up exhausted. What...... No sock monkey jokes? Title: Re: Bad Joke Post by: bignickwaite on June 18, 2008, 10:53:15 AM a man walks into a bar and says ...ouch
Title: Re: Bad Joke Post by: NYRAPTOR on June 18, 2008, 01:54:34 PM i walked into the couch last night and hurt my foot.
i had to call a toe truck. Title: Re: Bad Joke Post by: rider on June 18, 2008, 02:03:18 PM Womens rights
Title: Re: Bad Joke Post by: AintSkeered on June 18, 2008, 05:32:19 PM I guess Can-Am ain't Happy, either. :)
Title: Re: Bad Joke Post by: NYRAPTOR on June 18, 2008, 08:46:39 PM i can row a boat, canoe?
a horse is pulling a guy and his dog in a wagon. the guy keeps whipping the horse and yelling at it to go faster. this goes on for a while and finally the horse stops. the horse turns around and says to the guy, "if you whip me again, i'm going to kick the s... out of you. so the guy says, "geez, i didn't know the horse could talk!" the dog says, "neither did i." Title: Re: Bad Joke Post by: Chevy1500z71 on June 18, 2008, 09:15:55 PM i can row a boat, canoe? a horse is pulling a guy and his dog in a wagon. the guy keeps whipping the horse and yelling at it to go faster. this goes on for a while and finally the horse stops. the horse turns around and says to the guy, "if you whip me again, i'm going to kick the s... out of you. so the guy says, "geez, i didn't know the horse could talk!" the dog says, "neither did i." :-\... wow, that was one of those that i laughed at, but not becasue of the joke, becasue it was so lame i couldnt help but laugh lol Title: Re: Bad Joke Post by: Da_Mtg_Man on June 19, 2008, 04:03:50 AM i can row a boat, canoe? a horse is pulling a guy and his dog in a wagon. the guy keeps whipping the horse and yelling at it to go faster. this goes on for a while and finally the horse stops. the horse turns around and says to the guy, "if you whip me again, i'm going to kick the s... out of you. so the guy says, "geez, i didn't know the horse could talk!" the dog says, "neither did i." :-\... wow, that was one of those that i laughed at, but not becasue of the joke, becasue it was so lame i couldnt help but laugh lol Well,Then it worked. Title: Re: Bad Joke Post by: NYRAPTOR on June 19, 2008, 07:28:58 AM what did the pig say on a hot summers day at the beach?
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