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Title: WELFARE OFFICE MUST READ LET ME KNOW IF YOU LIKE Post by: yfz450psycho on April 15, 2008, 09:55:58 PM A black guy
Walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check He marched Straight up to the counter and said, ' Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing Welfare. I'd really rather have a job.' The social worker behind The counter said, ' Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening From a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his Beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the Long hour s, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the Daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to Say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her Sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong Sex drive. A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, Stereo, bar, etc. Located above the garage, will be designated for your Sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year.' The guy, just plain Wide-eyed, said, ' You're bullshittin' me! The social worker said, ' Yeah, well . . You started it.' Title: Re: WELFARE OFFICE MUST READ LET ME KNOW IF YOU LIKE Post by: Fox17 on April 15, 2008, 11:24:39 PM lmfao! rolback1 rolback1 rolback1 rolback1 rolback1 very true.
Title: Re: WELFARE OFFICE MUST READ LET ME KNOW IF YOU LIKE Post by: Cosmo on April 16, 2008, 12:02:42 AM LOOOOL
Title: Re: WELFARE OFFICE MUST READ LET ME KNOW IF YOU LIKE Post by: Da_Mtg_Man on April 18, 2008, 09:12:35 PM very old but still funny.
Title: Re: WELFARE OFFICE MUST READ LET ME KNOW IF YOU LIKE Post by: big-daddy on April 18, 2008, 09:18:41 PM :ThumbsUp.gif
Title: Re: WELFARE OFFICE MUST READ LET ME KNOW IF YOU LIKE Post by: rider on April 18, 2008, 09:55:30 PM A black guy ehhh why does it gota be a black guy? Title: Re: WELFARE OFFICE MUST READ LET ME KNOW IF YOU LIKE Post by: JackL on April 18, 2008, 10:27:38 PM A black guy ehhh why does it gota be a black guy? It just wouldn't work with Mexicans because they are too busy picking crops and Cubans are busy selling cocaine. ;) Title: Re: WELFARE OFFICE MUST READ LET ME KNOW IF YOU LIKE Post by: rider on April 18, 2008, 10:28:35 PM A black guy ehhh why does it gota be a black guy? It just wouldn't work with Mexicans because they are too busy picking crops and Cubans are busy selling cocaine. ;) lol i was jk Title: Re: WELFARE OFFICE MUST READ LET ME KNOW IF YOU LIKE Post by: rancher1 on April 27, 2008, 09:15:09 PM So true but funny. :R
Title: Re: WELFARE OFFICE MUST READ LET ME KNOW IF YOU LIKE Post by: FoxHondaRider on April 27, 2008, 10:53:48 PM ROFL!!!!! thats hilarious!!!!!
Title: Re: WELFARE OFFICE MUST READ LET ME KNOW IF YOU LIKE Post by: MudPuppy on November 22, 2008, 09:05:19 PM NICE!!!
Title: Re: WELFARE OFFICE MUST READ LET ME KNOW IF YOU LIKE Post by: 4fittyr on November 27, 2008, 08:28:33 AM dont need a drug test for welfare but u do for employment. u.s could save billions drug testin for welfare checks
Title: Re: WELFARE OFFICE MUST READ LET ME KNOW IF YOU LIKE Post by: AintSkeered on November 27, 2008, 09:25:27 AM While you're worrying about those folks;
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/11/24/ap/cabstatepent/main4631343.shtml?source=search_story and here's more; http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/11/05/politics/otherpeoplesmoney/main4575337.shtml and on and on and on. Title: Re: WELFARE OFFICE MUST READ LET ME KNOW IF YOU LIKE Post by: Mudneck on November 27, 2008, 09:58:46 AM While you're worrying about those folks; [url]http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/11/24/ap/cabstatepent/main4631343.shtml?source=search_story[/url] and here's more; [url]http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/11/05/politics/otherpeoplesmoney/main4575337.shtml[/url] and on and on and on. YEP piss test for Welfare & social services dont cut the major FAT fraud going on.Well yall got your BOY and its time for CHANGE! Bring it on Obama I hope he has a sharp knife to cut through all that type of SH*T. PS>why dont the USDA make them refund it like when Fema overpays you $135.99 on your disaster claim.That comes back out of your checking account real quick :o |