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Title: ON A LIGHTER NOTE Post by: CABLEGUY1 on March 25, 2008, 07:58:16 PM With all of the politically laced threads going around I figured I would contribute and try to lesson the tension and bashing a little bit by inserting a little political humor. Well at least I thought it was humorous.You decide.
>>>A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' >>> >>> >>>Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: >>> >>> >>>I am the head of the family, so call me The President. >>> >>> >>>Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the >>>Government. >>> >>> >>>We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. >>> >>> >>>The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. >>> >>> >>>And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. >>> >>> >>>Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' >>> >>> >>>So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. >>> >>> >>>Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to >>>check >>>on him. > ;>> >>> >>>He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. >>> >>> >>>So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. >>>Not >>>wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. >>> >>> >>>Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in >>>bed >>>with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. >>> >>> >>>The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I >>>understand the concept of politics now.' >>> >>> >>>The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think >>>politics is all about.' >>> >>> >>>Th e little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working Class >>>while >>>the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the >>>Future >>>is in deep $hit. Title: Re: ON A LIGHTER NOTE Post by: ~Demon_Boy250X~ on March 25, 2008, 08:01:26 PM LMAO!!! Thats awesome! wow lol! :L 2:L :R :Clap.gif
Title: Re: ON A LIGHTER NOTE Post by: Alba450 on March 25, 2008, 08:02:14 PM LMAO!!!
Title: Re: ON A LIGHTER NOTE Post by: predatorracer8 on March 25, 2008, 08:11:35 PM FUNNY, there has been alot of useless threads on the open discussion lately, were here for ATV's so talk about them. not how the country is ran.
Title: Re: ON A LIGHTER NOTE Post by: Joedirt on March 25, 2008, 09:27:33 PM That's wild and Crazy
Title: Re: ON A LIGHTER NOTE Post by: Peeper on March 25, 2008, 09:55:20 PM LOL :D :D
Title: Re: ON A LIGHTER NOTE Post by: SWAMP_DONKEY on March 25, 2008, 09:58:58 PM BRILLIANT!!!
Title: Re: ON A LIGHTER NOTE Post by: lil fat rider on March 25, 2008, 10:03:15 PM LMAO!
Title: Re: ON A LIGHTER NOTE Post by: psd on March 25, 2008, 10:05:42 PM That's classic!
Title: Re: ON A LIGHTER NOTE Post by: gearhead400 on March 25, 2008, 10:07:54 PM thats hilarious!
Title: Re: ON A LIGHTER NOTE Post by: logandzwon on March 26, 2008, 10:55:59 AM ya, Nannies are great arn't they?
Title: Re: ON A LIGHTER NOTE Post by: shortcut on March 26, 2008, 12:23:47 PM ;D ;D ;D Much needed.
Jeff Title: Re: ON A LIGHTER NOTE Post by: backwoods boy on March 26, 2008, 03:23:44 PM no that sounds like clinton right there he was litterally screwin the nanny,secratary,janitors,anything else w/ two legs[some w/ four] :S
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