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Title: drinking with a red neck girl Post by: yfz450psycho on March 16, 2008, 11:50:56 AM Drinking with a Redneck Girl
A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pisto l, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice." The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either ." The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer , downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice." Title: Re: drinking with a red neck girl Post by: lil fat rider on March 16, 2008, 12:07:34 PM lmfao!
Title: Re: drinking with a red neck girl Post by: yfz450psycho on March 16, 2008, 12:13:34 PM it is funny only if it was true j/k
Title: Re: drinking with a red neck girl Post by: 94Hardbody4x4 on March 16, 2008, 12:43:31 PM That is good!
Title: Re: drinking with a red neck girl Post by: ROC0999 on March 16, 2008, 01:06:21 PM good 1
Title: Re: drinking with a red neck girl Post by: Kelli415 on March 28, 2008, 07:22:04 PM thats' pretty funny!
i love shooting my 45 too(: but my mom makes me stick to the targets. ): |