Title: Good ole boy. Post by: gator on March 07, 2008, 07:57:40 PM A pompous minister was seated next to a hillbilly on a flight across the country.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The hillbilly asked for a whiskey and soda ... which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink... he replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch these lips." The hillbilly then handed his drink back to the flight attendant saying... "S$$t, me too... I didn't know we had a choice." Title: Re: Good ole boy. Post by: ~Demon_Boy250X~ on March 09, 2008, 03:29:20 PM ROFL
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