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Title: Book Report Post by: GrizzlyGator on January 15, 2008, 06:53:46 AM Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books,
'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton. (http://forums.mathewsinc.com/images/userpix/7221_Titanic_1.jpg) (http://forums.mathewsinc.com/images/userpix/7221_Clinton_1.jpg) One student turned in the following book report, With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report. Titanic: ..... Cost - $29.99 Clinton : ...... Cost - $29.99 Titanic: ..... Over 3 hours to read Clinton : .... Over 3 hours to read Titanic: ..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton : ..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic: ..... Jack is a starving artist. Clinton : ..... Bill is a Crap artist. Titanic: .... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton : .... Ditto for Bill. Titanic: ..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton : ..... Ditto for Monica. Titanic: ..... Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton : ..... Let's not go there. Titanic: ..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton : .... Monica' s forced to return her gifts. Titanic: ..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton : ..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack. Titanic: .... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton : ..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either. Titanic: ..... Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton : .... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing - ;D ;D :-* Title: Re: Book Report Post by: Fox17 on January 15, 2008, 09:40:13 AM LMAO!
Title: Re: Book Report Post by: MudMan on January 15, 2008, 09:46:30 AM now that's funny chit
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