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Title: HOME SECURITY SYSTEM Post by: WickedBanshee on January 10, 2008, 06:25:59 AM HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM!
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer >> cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Later, Billy Bob Title: Re: HOME SECURITY SYSTEM Post by: Fox17 on January 10, 2008, 08:01:23 PM LMAO!!!!!!!!!! Thats pretty good.
Title: Re: HOME SECURITY SYSTEM Post by: Da_Mtg_Man on January 11, 2008, 05:26:44 AM :Clap.gif
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