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HAPPY HOLLOWEEN" !!!

A husband and wife were scheduled to attend a Halloween party. The wife got

a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the Halloween party alone.

 

He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was

going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good

time to be spoiled by her not going. So he took his costume and away he

went.

 

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain, and

as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't

know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching

her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

 

So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume,

cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he

could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went

up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner

high and dry and devoted his time to her.

 

She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and

she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate

intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped

away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what

kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.

 

She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time

he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when

you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, I'll

tell you; I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill

Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker

all evening.

 

"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all

night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.

 

To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your brother,

apparently he had the time of his life".

good one ;)