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Title: If dogs could talk Post by: buzzardman on October 16, 2007, 07:38:09 PM I think my Coon Hound today was saying "Hey Clay, I really just don't wanna live with you any more". At least that's what I interpreted when I came home and found the trash scattered throughout the house and a nice smelly big pile of poo right on my bed! And sure enough, he doesn't live here any more. My 9 yr old is pretty upset but he crossed the line on my bed. I've dealt with the trash issue for years, but I have rules about anything pooping in my bed. ???
He lasted about 10 minutes on craigslist and then he was gone. He was a rescue dog we got about 4 yrs ago. And I have to say, rescue dogs are about like divorced women, there is always some mental problem that got them there. ;) Let the hate replies begin. 8) Title: Re: If dogs could talk Post by: UncleRico on October 16, 2007, 08:00:47 PM I just came across this ad on CraigsList:
"Free to a good home. One slightly used father. He answers to the name "Clay". He's house trained for the most part and would make a great housemate for people who don't have any pets. I've had him for 9 years now, and I have to give him up due to "extenuating circumstances". " Sounds like it could be your son. I'm working to confirm. Title: Re: If dogs could talk Post by: renmus on October 16, 2007, 08:05:09 PM Is Vick coming to the house to pick the dog up himself or sending a representative?
Title: Re: If dogs could talk Post by: Young Gun on October 16, 2007, 08:09:05 PM MEANIE BO BEANIE!
Title: Re: If dogs could talk Post by: buzzardman on October 16, 2007, 09:21:08 PM I was being very caring towards the dog by simply getting rid of him. My very first instinct after scooping sh$t out of my bed was to give him a serious case of lead poisoning in the back yard.
Title: Re: If dogs could talk Post by: WickedBanshee on October 17, 2007, 04:15:17 AM LMAO that was great ....wish i could have been there to see that !
Title: Re: If dogs could talk Post by: GrizzlyGator on October 17, 2007, 07:04:45 AM I think if dogs could talk they wouldn't get as many farts blammed on them! :o
Title: Re: If dogs could talk Post by: UncleRico on October 17, 2007, 07:50:56 AM I was being very caring towards the dog by simply getting rid of him. My very first instinct after scooping sh$t out of my bed was to give him a serious case of lead poisoning in the back yard. Oh, I had no idea you were Chinese. Title: Re: If dogs could talk Post by: Ida_Mann on October 17, 2007, 08:01:49 AM I had the same situation with a cat about 7 years ago,,,,this cat was good for a year before he started pissing everywhere,,,,he finally started hitting my side of the bed only,,,not my now-ex-wifes.
I tollorated it once, then the second time I found the cat, grabbed it by the back of the neck and tossed him out the front door. for those who know Orlando, I lived off Delaney near the corner of Orange Ave. and Michigan, and about a year later I saw that cat hanging out at the McDonalds right there,,,,I called his name and he looked at me then started coming close, so I took off ;-) Id@ Title: Re: If dogs could talk Post by: Anoriginal on October 17, 2007, 09:40:09 AM Cats are tangible evidence of evil.
Title: Re: If dogs could talk Post by: blupits04 on October 17, 2007, 09:41:20 AM I had the same situation with a cat about 7 years ago,,,,this cat was good for a year before he started pissing everywhere,,,,he finally started hitting my side of the bed only,,,not my now-ex-wifes. You sure it was the cat? I hate cats! Title: Re: If dogs could talk Post by: GrizzlyGator on October 17, 2007, 11:05:20 AM let me guess here...hmmmm. if dogs could talk......THEY'D ALL BE PITBULLS!!! HAHAHA!! ::) WHOOOO
Title: Re: If dogs could talk Post by: blupits04 on October 17, 2007, 02:10:46 PM let me guess here...hmmmm. if dogs could talk......THEY'D ALL BE PITBULLS!!! HAHAHA!! ::) WHOOOO LOL no there's already enough slobbering big mouths that can talk we don't need anymore ;) |