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Title: 13 things to do at walmart...
Post by: quadracer1992 on September 15, 2007, 11:18:55 AM
1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in houseware," and see what happens.

5. Put some M&M's on lay away.

6. Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone."

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

10. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'

11. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

12. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"


Title: Re: 13 things to do at walmart...
Post by: predatorracer8 on September 15, 2007, 11:38:13 AM
lol i like #1 ill have to try that.


Title: Re: 13 things to do at walmart...
Post by: quadracer1992 on September 15, 2007, 12:16:01 PM
Ive done 1, 2, and 12.


Title: Re: 13 things to do at walmart...
Post by: MadMudder on September 20, 2007, 10:17:31 PM
lol @ #5


Title: Re: 13 things to do at walmart...
Post by: k.p. on October 06, 2007, 12:30:28 PM
the funnest one to do is to spray the floor with tire shine and slide around the aisle in your socks like you're roller skating

its really fun at 4a.m.


Title: Re: 13 things to do at walmart...
Post by: Young Gun on October 06, 2007, 06:26:33 PM
lol @ #12.  Omfg that would have me crackin up.  Whos in favor of me making a video respresenting all these? lol


Title: Re: 13 things to do at walmart...
Post by: Southern4x4 on October 06, 2007, 07:16:10 PM
We played hide and seek in the clothing racks and grabbed peoples legs....the lady working there didnt like us very much.


Title: Re: 13 things to do at walmart...
Post by: Cory1020 on October 11, 2007, 10:54:27 AM
our world history teacher was reading off a similar list..
here is the differences..
Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "we have a code 3 in houseware," and see what happens.

here is a new one,
go into the fitting rooms, wait a little while, then yell loudly, "theres no toilet paper in here!"



Title: Re: 13 things to do at walmart...
Post by: rancher1 on April 27, 2008, 09:23:05 PM
Those are all funny thank broke a rib lol


Title: Re: 13 things to do at walmart...
Post by: Da_Mtg_Man on April 27, 2008, 09:43:58 PM
Those are all funny thank broke a rib lol

Dude, Your post count will get higher the longer you are here. No need to bump up 5 month old jokes


Title: Re: 13 things to do at walmart...
Post by: FoxHondaRider on April 27, 2008, 10:52:18 PM
I have done some intercom pranks saying random crap into the speakers.  Not sure if all walmarts are open 24/7 but the ones near me are.  Do this, pick up the phone in the isle I think your press 3 i cant remember just look for the intercom or page button, wait for the tone and say attention shoppers we will be closing in 10 minutes.  Watch and see how many race around to get things done lol


Title: Re: 13 things to do at walmart...
Post by: nobodyshome on September 26, 2008, 08:14:23 PM
ha whats pathetic is that ive done close to all of those... xD


Title: Re: 13 things to do at walmart...
Post by: kawasakimojaverider on October 17, 2008, 12:08:57 AM
made it half way threw 7 and got kicked out ..... :ouch.gif


Title: Re: 13 things to do at walmart...
Post by: kawasakimojaverider on October 17, 2008, 12:09:35 AM
oh yeah and 5 is impossible